Obesident
Obesident by mikezpizza February 17, 2019
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Obedient Bitch
Male: Go get me a Fillet Mignon, Medium Rare, pepper flaked, with a side of asparagus.
OB: Yes, master.
Male: What an obedient bitch!
OB: Yes, master.
Male: What an obedient bitch!
Obedient Bitch by Bitch Expert August 22, 2019
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obvident
an evaluation criterion which has no meaningful opposite but is mentioned to denote a failing of those who do not understand it.
Example 1
Job Description:
"... we're looking for an independent team player who works well with others and alone. The candidate must also be a self-starter and require minimal supervision."
Frustrated Job Candidate:
"That's so bloody obvident!"
Example 2:
Female Dating Profile Description:
"I'm looking for a guy who doesn't play head games, knows how to treat a lady, likes long walks and cosy nights in and appreciates the finer things in life. No losers or psychos please"
Winners who think they're winners:
"This is so obvident I think I'll look for someone who actually has meaningful scruples."
Winners who think they're losers:
"This woman sounds too picky and I'm no good anyway so I won't write. And it's obvident I'm no good."
Losers who think they're winners:
"Ah, none of those things apply to me. Obvidently I'm in there!"
Losers who know they're losers:
"I won't write. It's not obvident."
Psychopaths who make animal sacrifices:
"Aww man, I guess that obvidently rules me out! "
Job Description:
"... we're looking for an independent team player who works well with others and alone. The candidate must also be a self-starter and require minimal supervision."
Frustrated Job Candidate:
"That's so bloody obvident!"
Example 2:
Female Dating Profile Description:
"I'm looking for a guy who doesn't play head games, knows how to treat a lady, likes long walks and cosy nights in and appreciates the finer things in life. No losers or psychos please"
Winners who think they're winners:
"This is so obvident I think I'll look for someone who actually has meaningful scruples."
Winners who think they're losers:
"This woman sounds too picky and I'm no good anyway so I won't write. And it's obvident I'm no good."
Losers who think they're winners:
"Ah, none of those things apply to me. Obvidently I'm in there!"
Losers who know they're losers:
"I won't write. It's not obvident."
Psychopaths who make animal sacrifices:
"Aww man, I guess that obvidently rules me out! "
obvident by Kevin Garwood July 5, 2006
Obedient Breath
A small wind easy to manipulate magically. Used for bypassing magical nexuses by spreading their threads until the gap is big enough to walk through.
Obedient Breath by Kwing October 29, 2009
Obedient Sperm Receptacle
Obedient Sperm Receptacle
An insecure, pathetic human being that has no self-respect and will accept a partner that lies, cheats and treats them horribly.
An insecure, pathetic human being that has no self-respect and will accept a partner that lies, cheats and treats them horribly.
Obedient Sperm Receptacle by KISSLE22 November 3, 2016
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