obesient
En route to work, the man attempted to drive past McDonald's. Sadly, he was too obesient to the ways of fatness, and pulled into the drive-thru.
obesient by Guinnesaurus Rex October 16, 2010
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Obedient Bitch
Male: Go get me a Fillet Mignon, Medium Rare, pepper flaked, with a side of asparagus.
OB: Yes, master.
Male: What an obedient bitch!
OB: Yes, master.
Male: What an obedient bitch!
Obedient Bitch by Bitch Expert August 22, 2019
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Obesident
Obesident by mikezpizza February 17, 2019
Obedient Breath
A small wind easy to manipulate magically. Used for bypassing magical nexuses by spreading their threads until the gap is big enough to walk through.
Obedient Breath by Kwing October 29, 2009
Obedient Sperm Receptacle
Obedient Sperm Receptacle
An insecure, pathetic human being that has no self-respect and will accept a partner that lies, cheats and treats them horribly.
An insecure, pathetic human being that has no self-respect and will accept a partner that lies, cheats and treats them horribly.
Obedient Sperm Receptacle by KISSLE22 November 3, 2016
Obedient
Obedient by dr. pussystien April 1, 2017
Slim Jim obedient
The state of being of an average dog when you have a Slim Jim snack you are about to give them. A state of undivided attention.
Slim Jim obedient by Laguna Pete September 10, 2006
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"