obesient

complying with or submissive to obesity; obedient to one's over-consumption of food

En route to work, the man attempted to drive past McDonald's. Sadly, he was too obesient to the ways of fatness, and pulled into the drive-thru.

by Guinnesaurus Rex October 16, 2010

Obedient Bitch

A bitch that obeys and serves her males without a complaint.

Male: Go get me a Fillet Mignon, Medium Rare, pepper flaked, with a side of asparagus.

OB: Yes, master.

Male: What an obedient bitch!

by Bitch Expert August 22, 2019

Obesident

When you accidentally eat a large amount of food in one sitting without realizing.

Oops! I had an obesident. I ate the whole bag of chips!

by mikezpizza February 17, 2019

Obedient Breath

A small wind easy to manipulate magically. Used for bypassing magical nexuses by spreading their threads until the gap is big enough to walk through.

I used an Obedient Breath to spread the threads farther apart, too subtle to trigger it.

by Kwing October 29, 2009

Obedient Sperm Receptacle

Obedient Sperm Receptacle

An insecure, pathetic human being that has no self-respect and will accept a partner that lies, cheats and treats them horribly.

Poor Renee, she's just an obedient sperm receptacle for him!

by KISSLE22 November 3, 2016

Obedient

the prostitute you just fucked

a good obedient prostitute dosen't care what you do to her billy

by dr. pussystien April 1, 2017

Slim Jim obedient

The state of being of an average dog when you have a Slim Jim snack you are about to give them. A state of undivided attention.

Apollo was so Slim Jim obedient that he could perform any demand you asked him to do.

by Laguna Pete September 10, 2006