15 definitions by Bitch Expert

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Seabitches are underwater bitches. There are slightly less seabitches then there land bitches.
Seabitches can only breathe underwater.
Look at that Seabitch!
by Bitch Expert August 23, 2019
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The most common bitch and the most amount of bitch. Common bitches have nothing special.
by Bitch Expert August 23, 2019
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A bitch that lives in the country. Her hobbies include being a bitch, farming for ass, and having other bitches to work for her.
Howdy y’all! Ima country ass bitch. I just loves being me ass a country bitch ass real good!
by Bitch Expert August 22, 2019
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A Bitch Master is a male who owns an absurd amount of bitches.
There are four bitch masters in the whole world.

Bitch Master Quagmire
Bitch Master Drake
Bitch Master Big Sean
Bitch Master Bitchington
by Bitch Expert August 31, 2019
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The Bitchozoic Era takes place after the Mesozoic Era. In this time period 63 Million years ago, Bitches began roaming our planet. These prehistoric bitches started of as a population of 5, but since they are such bitches, by 1937, they began growing at unnatural rates. Each bitch had 35 baby bitches, and those 35 bitches had 35 more baby bitches. There are currently 3.5 Million Bitches in the World.
The Bitchozoic Era was very bitchy.
by Bitch Expert August 23, 2019
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