Doorman Mike

The best god damn doorman in the history of the world. Doorman Mike will always make your day better when coming into, or leaving, the office.

On Fridays, Doorman Mike will say "HAPPY GOD DAMN FRIDAY! WOOO!".

by mikezpizza May 06, 2018

Obesident

When you accidentally eat a large amount of food in one sitting without realizing.

Oops! I had an obesident. I ate the whole bag of chips!

by mikezpizza February 17, 2019