obeadient

Refers to someone who either strings necklaces exactly da way he's told to, or a dutiful Catholic using his rosary.

It's a mistake to always arbitrarily do as you're told, either by your priest or da boss at da crafts-assembly plant; being totally obeadient always leads to mishaps sooner or later.

by QuacksO October 23, 2022

Obedient Bitch

A bitch that obeys and serves her males without a complaint.

Male: Go get me a Fillet Mignon, Medium Rare, pepper flaked, with a side of asparagus.

OB: Yes, master.

Male: What an obedient bitch!

by Bitch Expert August 22, 2019

Obesident

When you accidentally eat a large amount of food in one sitting without realizing.

Oops! I had an obesident. I ate the whole bag of chips!

by mikezpizza February 17, 2019

Obedient Breath

A small wind easy to manipulate magically. Used for bypassing magical nexuses by spreading their threads until the gap is big enough to walk through.

I used an Obedient Breath to spread the threads farther apart, too subtle to trigger it.

by Kwing October 29, 2009

Obedient Sperm Receptacle

Obedient Sperm Receptacle

An insecure, pathetic human being that has no self-respect and will accept a partner that lies, cheats and treats them horribly.

Poor Renee, she's just an obedient sperm receptacle for him!

by KISSLE22 November 3, 2016

Obidient

A political canvasser and supporter of Peter Obi so he can become president of Nigeria.

Since he became obidient, he has been so active and vocal in the political space.

by Uyihub July 15, 2022

Malicious Obedience

The Modus Operandi adopted by those who work for people convinced of their own infallible decision-making prowess, where one gleefully does what they’re told, even though they know it’s misguided, and waiting for the moment when it all blows up in their supervisor’s face. The precursor to schadenfreude. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

Mildred: “I can’t believe the IT Department insists on designing our web site without consulting you, the Graphic Designer, but then expects you to create the lame artwork for it the day before we go live.”
Trev: “I have pledged them my full and complete malicious obedience. It’ll be a disaster, fo’ shizzle.”

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009