Oatsy'd

When someone is giving a guy a blowjob and they vomit on atheguy after he comes in her/his mouth, the resulting vomit looking like warm oats/porridge.

She said she didn't like the taste but I didn't think I would get oatsy'd.

by Jonathan Creek January 24, 2011

Oaty Dunker

When a man has sex with a girl who is lubed up with another man’s man fat, his penis is now referred to as an 'oaty dunker', because he has stirred another man’s porridge…

Big Dave, “Oh man, I was with Katie last night, it was great! What a filth bag”
Little Jonny, “No way man, me too! I went in straight after you, then afterwards she cleaned my oaty dunker with her mouth. Total filth!”

by drm201 September 27, 2015

National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.

Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice

by Professor Oat April 12, 2017

Don Quick-Oats

The legendary pseudo-warrior of Quaker descent with an abnormal craving for pre-cooked dry cereal.

The history-books have it all wrong --- Don Quick-Oats wasn't mistaking everyday objects for monsters or other fierce enemies; he would charge windmills merely in the hope of scoring some of the tasty freshly-ground grain stored inside of them.

by QuacksO May 10, 2018

dirty oats

a derogitory name for an african american's nut sack

"Get your dirty oats outa here"

by diamonte April 10, 2005