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oats
In the Schrute family, we have a tradition, where when the male has sex with another woman, he is rewarded with a bag of wild oats left on his door step by his parents. You can use these oats to make oatmeal, bread, whatever you want. I don’t care - they’re your oats.
I just earned my oats today!
I just earned my oats today!
oats by robotHouse February 12, 2008
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oats
Noun.
1. Sperm, with regard to being seeds. Used in phrases such as sow one's oats, which essentially alludes to procreation but at its most basic to having to sexual intercourse.
2. Sex. The informal phrase get ones oats meaning to have sex. E.g
1. Sperm, with regard to being seeds. Used in phrases such as sow one's oats, which essentially alludes to procreation but at its most basic to having to sexual intercourse.
2. Sex. The informal phrase get ones oats meaning to have sex. E.g
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OATS by samtheman4808 April 28, 2008
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