Someone who is awkward all the time. You feel like you can't even talk to them because they are always slow and they dont talk to you because they deep down hate life. You sometimes feel like you could have a strong bond with this person if they didnt make you feel like shit with there awkwardness.
I couldn't even talk to John yesterday because he was being so oaty.
When i was fucking Sam, she was being so Oaty, she was just laying there. It sucked, I feel like shit now.
When i was fucking Sam, she was being so Oaty, she was just laying there. It sucked, I feel like shit now.
by Malese December 9, 2008
They one in a million if you find an Oatis be careful. The family might be crazy but it’s full of open minded caring and fun people. You’ll want to catch an Oatis for yourself and if your lucky enough you’ll date one for a couple months or so.
by Micheal Keesen February 13, 2019
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by Oatieisbae August 19, 2015
Q-"hey man what cereal should i get from the store"
A-"bitch i already told you, you find that chill-ass l'il oaty and you buy whatever the fuck he's currently chillin on, you got that?"
A-"bitch i already told you, you find that chill-ass l'il oaty and you buy whatever the fuck he's currently chillin on, you got that?"
by maltomeal4lyfe March 23, 2012
An Oaty Biscuit, is the act of wearing a condom during sexy time with your partner and crumbling a biscuit over the condom. You then proceed to go down on said partner and make "Sweet Love" or "Fucking" in your preferred position.
by Cerveza April 17, 2014
When a man has sex with a girl who is lubed up with another man’s man fat, his penis is now referred to as an 'oaty dunker', because he has stirred another man’s porridge…
Big Dave, “Oh man, I was with Katie last night, it was great! What a filth bag”
Little Jonny, “No way man, me too! I went in straight after you, then afterwards she cleaned my oaty dunker with her mouth. Total filth!”
Little Jonny, “No way man, me too! I went in straight after you, then afterwards she cleaned my oaty dunker with her mouth. Total filth!”
by drm201 August 19, 2015