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Someone who is awkward all the time. You feel like you can't even talk to them because they are always slow and they dont talk to you because they deep down hate life. You sometimes feel like you could have a strong bond with this person if they didnt make you feel like shit with there awkwardness.
I couldn't even talk to John yesterday because he was being so oaty.

When i was fucking Sam, she was being so Oaty, she was just laying there. It sucked, I feel like shit now.
Oaty by Malese December 17, 2008
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This can be used in many situations. Normally it is used to describe something dry and awkward. Sometimes you can use it to say that something is nice though so it can be rather confusing.
Adam: that picture is oaty.
Daisy:I know it’s so boring

Adam: they look awkward

Daisy: I know
Oaty by Daisyloveslouiscogley4life November 16, 2018
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A nickname for someone whose last name is oates. honestly à lovely person to know. they will test you at first but when you prove you are worthy of their grace they will allow you to be friends. take every chance you get with them because they are honestly great.
"have you met Oaty?"
"yea bro, last year she hated my guts but this year we are great friends"
Oaty by Aceeeeeei August 29, 2020
Adj; Thicc like a bowl of oatmeal
yo you see that girl over there, she OD oaty.
Oaty by anonymous January 3, 2021
An action of flexing useless shit to everyone but noone gives a shit about them.
Bruh, this dude is so Oaty. He just said that he hit every no scope shot with sniper.
Oaty by Walkart November 21, 2021

oaty biscuit 

An Oaty Biscuit, is the act of wearing a condom during sexy time with your partner and crumbling a biscuit over the condom. You then proceed to go down on said partner and make "Sweet Love" or "Fucking" in your preferred position.
Did you hear about David Rich giving Alexus Flip an oaty biscuit last Thursday!?
oaty biscuit by Cerveza April 17, 2014

Oaty Dunker 

When a man has sex with a girl who is lubed up with another man’s man fat, his penis is now referred to as an 'oaty dunker', because he has stirred another man’s porridge…
Big Dave, “Oh man, I was with Katie last night, it was great! What a filth bag”
Little Jonny, “No way man, me too! I went in straight after you, then afterwards she cleaned my oaty dunker with her mouth. Total filth!”
Oaty Dunker by drm201 September 27, 2015
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