OWNED!! 

Usually happens when you get fucked over in a video game by some annoying fucking kid. Last words usually "OH SHIT!!" followed by "BULLSHIT!!!"

Dude he totally got OWNED!! on halo last night.

OWNED!! by gibson65555 May 27, 2009

Owned 

v. owned, 0wned, pwned, 0wn3d, pwn3d, own3d.
v. tr.
To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased.

I owned you in counter-strike. You were owned at the party yesterday.

Owned by Quick Reply September 20, 2003

owned 

Total and undeniable dominance of a person, group of people or situation as to make them/it akin to ones bitch.

Ha! I own you, bitch!

owned by itch December 28, 2003

Owned 

Owned:
Total and undeniable dominance to make them ones bitch. To dominate the person completely, to humiliate them, to be physically or mentally disgraced. Defeated, lost, humiliated, possessed, treated as an inferior, forced to be submissive to the greed and selfishness of their owner. Mentally controlled and brainwashed serving the self-centered greediness of others. Unloved and beaten down physically and mentally only to service their owner, defeated and stripped of their free will, used as the owners property. Conquered, captured, forced to comply to demands with no will of your own. Becoming an owned thing. Having your free will utterly destroyed. Having your dignity crushed and dominated used by the owner(s). Having your own wants and desires Paralyzed to the point of having no free will or desires of your own – entering a state of mental immobility and giving your life over to
the owner to be dominated and let them do with you as they want as time and your life rush by never to be seen again, gone forever as you are constantly used by them to satisfy their vicious greed. Never to be truly Loved again.. Becoming the bitch of someone after being totally dominated or embarrassed by them. Total demoralization of someone usually in public. The person who is owned must submit to being humiliated, and used as a fool. They must stand by as the owner(s) brag about how they control and use the owned bitch.

his bitch wife is now his owned property.

Owned by gallant one January 15, 2010

Owned 

To be physically or mentally disgraced in a formidible fasion.

Peter got owned by aunt Clara because he tried to steal her purse; Kicked in the nuts.

Owned by Afghan dude December 16, 2008

owned 

Originated as a term used by hackers to describe gaining possession of a system, having hacked a box and got root they basically control it as much as if it was theirs, thus it could be considered owned by them. From this it was encorporated into the cultures vernacular including the limited(and awkward to type) vocabulary of so called l33t speak(0wn3d) Would-be hackers would come to use the phrase when taking someone out with a ping flood or other DoS attack, and although no access to the victim's system (typically another newbie hanging around on the same irc channel speaking in numbers) was gained yet they were still said to be owned. From there is came to simply mean bettering (or fucking over) someone and was even used to describe non-computer based events as described in the many other definitions. Though now its most common in CS games when someone kills you...

With the original use of the word it would seem most people I see using XP dont even own their own system :p

I own www.msn.com

I fucking 0wn3d j00 n00b!!

Batman ownz the Joker (again)

owned by savagegump February 11, 2005

owned 

To so thoroughly beat someone, as to embarrass them.

Person 1: Did you see Jack? He just got owned by Fatal1ty.

Person 2: Yeah, it was embarrassing.

owned by wesintex March 7, 2009