OITUS
Only in the US.
Bob: Did you guys hear? Jimmy got arrested for buying coca-cola. The cops thought it was coke, as in cocaine!
John: OITUS!
John: OITUS!
Words you can keep
obtusnoxious
That woman is completely obnoxious and intolerably obtuse. She is constantly boasts about all the expensive things she buys, luxury vacations she goes on, and all the money she can't possibly spend. She is oblivious to the needs and limits of other people and is completely obtusnoxious.
obtusnoxious by suzgirl January 22, 2019
OITSY
On It To Shit Yourself
To get so drunk on alcoholic beverages you lose both physical and mental control over your bodily functions and end up shitting yourself. For a truly OITSY experience a number of Jagerbombs must be consumed. OITSY is that stage preceded by OTV (On it To Vomit) and proceeds in a hangover.
OITSY is a desired state of intoxication and represents a perfect night out for which the intention was to go out and get absolutely hammered.
The acronym was first expressed in March/April 2009 and originated on the Cambridgeshire/Norfolk boarder but has since spread to Las Vegas, London, Birmingham and Lincolnshire.
To get so drunk on alcoholic beverages you lose both physical and mental control over your bodily functions and end up shitting yourself. For a truly OITSY experience a number of Jagerbombs must be consumed. OITSY is that stage preceded by OTV (On it To Vomit) and proceeds in a hangover.
OITSY is a desired state of intoxication and represents a perfect night out for which the intention was to go out and get absolutely hammered.
The acronym was first expressed in March/April 2009 and originated on the Cambridgeshire/Norfolk boarder but has since spread to Las Vegas, London, Birmingham and Lincolnshire.
Tel: Dan, you're letting the side down! Are you being a lightweight again.
Dan: No Tel, I'm planning on getting fucking OITSY tonight, get me a Jagerbomb bitch.
Matt: Who's coming for a night out in Lynn to get OITSY.
Si: Not me mate, I'll be driving.
Will: Did you see Dave last night; he threw up twice.
Dave: I was one stage away from a truly OITSY experience.
Dan: No Tel, I'm planning on getting fucking OITSY tonight, get me a Jagerbomb bitch.
Matt: Who's coming for a night out in Lynn to get OITSY.
Si: Not me mate, I'll be driving.
Will: Did you see Dave last night; he threw up twice.
Dave: I was one stage away from a truly OITSY experience.
OITSY by mhs.massive April 5, 2010
Obtuse
weaponized obtuseness
Knowingly and deliberately misconstruing another person's words in order to generate and direct false outrage against that person or that person's views.
By twisting my words into something I clearly did not intend, my political opponents are deploying weaponized obtuseness to attack me.
weaponized obtuseness by D_Cooper December 19, 2018
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dirrty
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!