Witted 

Witted is the state of absolute stonedness . Without your witts as a result of the high derived from the use of Ganja anywhere near mount bachelor during the 1990s . Let’s get witted !

Let’s get witted ! Meet me at the Witt cave and get witted. Bro , that chick was hella witted . Hey friend , did you bring your witts ? Sweet ! Let’s get witted

Witted by Kelronhubbard February 13, 2018

witted 

The state of being reached by spending years being hyper-intellectual, socially anxious, misanthropic, and amateurishly scientifically educated.

People in this state believe they have found a neutral and realistic state if being because they are pop-science fanatics and highly pompous. The often cite "science" as an explanation for any phenomena and happily denounce the existence of God or religion as a personal thrill rather than intellectual discourse.

Their lives are often very cold and antisocial and they seem to get along better with computers than people and only let science to their doorstep,meaning they don't exercise, practice good hygiene, or maintain decent social relations for the betterment of their mental health.

It should be noted that these individuals are not autistic but are occasionally mistaken for those on the spectrum. A witted individual must have originally had regular outlook and habits but regressed into a state of wittedness.

The word is an ironic indicator of idiocy marked by the fact that the individual lacks wit and therefore is clouded by a compulsive desire to express their wit and partake is mainstream societal standards of intelligence.

"Why does Kyle keep posting covid vaccine articles on facebook"
"Ever since he got out of highschool and got isolated with his video games he became a little witted"

witted by tabegipocu August 30, 2021

beef witted apple john 

One who amongst your circle of friends is commonly known as a lesser person, often humorously scorned in passing, yet not worthy of lengthy thought.

"Oh look everyone it's Alex Trebek. Hey Alex, ya beef witted apple john! What's the difference between you and a bird with a cold? One's a sick duck...anyways I don't remember how it ends but your mother's a whore."

beef witted apple john by Tony John C October 10, 2007

slow-witted 

having a mind that works slowly and ineffectively

jesus, what a slow-witted

slow-witted by grena February 22, 2010

Slow-witted 

Your brain moves slow mentally

2person- how do you spell slow-witted

person- how do you not know how to spell slow witted but just searched i it up. I swear you slow witted

2person- what does slow-witted mean???

Slow-witted by unknown person from new jersey November 1, 2017

beef witted 

A stupid person. Mentally challenged.

Due to some stupid beef witted person, the children's nativity has been cancelled this year.

beef witted by Toptonychick September 4, 2021

fuck witted 

an idividual who by fault of parental conception is a skid-mark on the collective underwear of society. Seeassclown, fuck-fuck, fuckstick, dumb-ass, chris, shane

damn that guy sure is fuck-witted. He is even more fuck-witted than shane. Maybe even more than chris

fuck witted by some dude July 6, 2004