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On It To Shit Yourself
To get so drunk on alcoholic beverages you lose both physical and mental control over your bodily functions and end up shitting yourself. For a truly OITSY experience a number of Jagerbombs must be consumed. OITSY is that stage preceded by OTV (On it To Vomit) and proceeds in a hangover.
OITSY is a desired state of intoxication and represents a perfect night out for which the intention was to go out and get absolutely hammered.
The acronym was first expressed in March/April 2009 and originated on the Cambridgeshire/Norfolk boarder but has since spread to Las Vegas, London, Birmingham and Lincolnshire.
Tel: Dan, you're letting the side down! Are you being a lightweight again.
Dan: No Tel, I'm planning on getting fucking OITSY tonight, get me a Jagerbomb bitch.

Matt: Who's coming for a night out in Lynn to get OITSY.
Si: Not me mate, I'll be driving.

Will: Did you see Dave last night; he threw up twice.
Dave: I was one stage away from a truly OITSY experience.
OITSY by mhs.massive April 5, 2010
Words you can keep
An energetic feeling of wanting to go out, usually in the company of good friends.
"Hey John, let's go out tonight. I'm feeling outsy!"
outsy by karimo November 15, 2011
Related Words
OITSY oity Oatsy Oatsy'd Oissy Oisty oits!!!! oitsider ootsy Otsyr Yisrael
A greasy, rusty, and just plain ole nasty Looking person or thing.
Person 1: dude, are you okay you seem a bit piety?
Person 2: yea man, the doc just gave me some pills so I'm not oisty anymore.
Oisty by Anus famous October 14, 2016
When someone is giving a guy a blowjob and they vomit on atheguy after he comes in her/his mouth, the resulting vomit looking like warm oats/porridge.
She said she didn't like the taste but I didn't think I would get oatsy'd.
Oatsy'd by Jonathan Creek January 24, 2011

Otsyr Yisrael 

Otsyr Yisrael is a kind, arrogant and intelligent person. They are also known to be great lovers depending on the scale they'll either be shy or very dominate. If you ever so happen to cross an Otsyr Yisrael make sure to keep them it is not easy to find one.
"Otsyr Yisrael just scored another 110 on the test, but I'm not surprised."
"I really like Otsyr Yisrael so much, he's so cute when he shows his shy side around me."
Otsyr Yisrael by SaveSomeLove September 18, 2020
Oatsy- The name you call a guy who used to row for a sport but quit, and as a result is very arrogant about the fact he now has a life. When you call him Oatsy he doesn't actually like this name, but it serves him right because he is Oatsy.
Me-"Hi teddy how are you"
Teddy-"I'm not bad than...."
Me (interupting)-"Oats, Oats, Oats, Oats, Oatsy, Oatsy Oatsy"
Oatsy by myrtle12345678987654321 March 11, 2018
A word you call someone if they look like a German whore.
That girl sure is Ann ootsy!
ootsy by Danielk878787 December 5, 2014
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