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/oh-see-aych/ n., The Old China Hand, a bar located at 104 Lockhart Road, Wanchai Hong Kong. It is one of Hong Kong's enduring constants, offering 24-hour booze, a plentiful selection of professional and - on weekends - amateur talent and a halfway decent jukebox. Patronised by primarily by expats from the Anglosphere.
Bloke: It's Sunday, I want to get pissed and hit on something.
Other Bloke: O.C.H.!
O.C.H. by Toytown Traveler November 24, 2006
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s.p.o.c.h. 

short for stupid piece of crap head....an insult
s.p.o.c.h. by Spectorious June 7, 2005
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C o o c h i e 

A sadistic bitch; Also, it can give you possible superpowers
"Man, i want c o o c h i e"
C o o c h i e by GizzySimp March 12, 2021

C H O N C K Y 

A big boi. Very large and intimidating. Usually refers to a choncky floofer but can apply to any chonky boi with a masive aura of chonk. The next level up from chunky.
Kai: "Look at that boi. He C H O N C K Y"
Meg: "Oof! Big chonk. What a massive boi."
Kai: "Almost too chonky to pat"
Meg: "watch me"
C H O N C K Y by Dom Fra Memes November 25, 2018

D.O.U.C.H.E. Party 

Dumbasses Outside Useless Churches Hosting Events

A large gathering of people outside a church participating in some sort of organized activity.
"So I was driving down the street today when I passed by this D.O.U.C.H.E. party outside of the First Baptist Church."

Ernie: "Hey man, my church is having a bake sale on Sunday to raise money. Do you want to come help out?"
Brandon: "No thanks, I hate D.O.U.C.H.E. parties."

G.R.O.T.C.H. 

Get Rid Of The Cheer Hore:
This is commonly use as code word. May also be used in operations and missions. When involving a skank cheerleader.
Can you believe Jesse trying to get at Jake, you know what this means.Operation G.R.O.T.C.H. is now im motion. Lets see what we can do.
G.R.O.T.C.H. by VansLoveJamba February 19, 2011

O.U.C.H. 

Just got back from a crowded store and my O.U.C.H. is flaring up with a really bad sinus headache.
O.U.C.H. by brett1323 August 12, 2021
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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