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An ingenious device used to merge the worlds of snacking and timekeeping. Most simply, the Grotch is a watch or other wrist-mounted timepiece with grapes sandwiched in between the strap and the wearer's wrist. This allows the lucky individual sporting this fashionable accessory to easily access a refreshing snacc all whilst keeping immaculate time.
Nathan wore his Grotch proudly, even though his friends liked to make fun of him for it.

The Grotch is a luxury accessory for busy grape-lovers on the go.
by The REAL Grotch August 30, 2018
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A gross or unsavoury crotch.
...Casey was now face to face with a real grotch, and it became apparent to him that Shaun hadn't showered in nearly a year.
by Jerrrrr March 27, 2007
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A lazy fucker, who is afraid if onions but smells like them. And pees on theirselve, crys about nothing, and likes to hug the floor very often. And also super ratchet
by OedipusBiatch October 15, 2013
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Get Rid Of The Cheer Hore:
This is commonly use as code word. May also be used in operations and missions. When involving a skank cheerleader.
Can you believe Jesse trying to get at Jake, you know what this means.Operation G.R.O.T.C.H. is now im motion. Lets see what we can do.
by VansLoveJamba January 29, 2011
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When a man's Johnson is clearly visible through his pants.
She couldn't help but notch his grotch, through his jeans, and it tickled her pink.
by telleroftruths July 23, 2017
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