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An ingenious device used to merge the worlds of snacking and timekeeping. Most simply, the Grotch is a watch or other wrist-mounted timepiece with grapes sandwiched in between the strap and the wearer's wrist. This allows the lucky individual sporting this fashionable accessory to easily access a refreshing snacc all whilst keeping immaculate time.
Nathan wore his Grotch proudly, even though his friends liked to make fun of him for it.

The Grotch is a luxury accessory for busy grape-lovers on the go.
Grotch by The REAL Grotch August 30, 2018
Words you can keep
A gross or unsavoury crotch.
...Casey was now face to face with a real grotch, and it became apparent to him that Shaun hadn't showered in nearly a year.
Grotch by Jerrrrr April 2, 2007
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A lazy fucker, who is afraid if onions but smells like them. And pees on theirselve, crys about nothing, and likes to hug the floor very often. And also super ratchet
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grotch by OedipusBiatch October 15, 2013
When a man's Johnson is clearly visible through his pants.
She couldn't help but notch his grotch, through his jeans, and it tickled her pink.
grotch by telleroftruths July 23, 2017
Grotch is really fucking weird, usually, someone who is really cringe and is embarrassing and doesn't even know that they are, most of the time is seen to have no fucking friends and if they do then they probably aren't real.
"Oh, whos that? She really cringe" Must be a Grotch
Grotch by moycha November 23, 2021

Gritchypoo

The shortened version of Gritchard.
Person: Hey Gritch!
Gritchard! Gritchard prefers to be called Gritchard, rather than Gritchypoo. Respect that.
Gritchypoo by Gritchard October 23, 2011

Gotchies 

Pull up your pants. Your gotchies are showing!
Gotchies by snplgal April 15, 2008
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