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nutzac by bibbonomics April 18, 2009
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Nutzac Efron
The sexy version of tea-bagging. Have you ever approached a girl at a bar an asked her to tea-bag you? I'm sure that did not go well. Now try this, ask a girl if she would like a Nutzac Efron? Girls cannot resist anything associated to Zac Efron and before you know it she will be licking your balls.
Nutzac Efron by Nutzac Efron August 7, 2010
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nutsack of nowhere
nutsack of nowhere by levine2112 November 25, 2007
Nutsacraments
Sexually redemptive tenets laid out by Lord Anaconda The Whip, possessor of "The Wand of Forgiveness"
1) Woman, thou shalt suckle hungrily upon thy man's rigid cock, as if it were thy only source of nourishment.
2) Woman, thou shalt be attentive to the balls, lest they grow cold and melacholy.
3) Woman, though shalt pump the shaft with thy hand as with thy lotion bottle when very nearly empty.
4. Woman, when thy lover's cock spasms and erupts the nourishing, nectarous, pearly white cum to annoint thy face and mouth, thou shalt gulp it down eagerly, as an old alcoholic woman gulps Bailey's Irish Cream...for therein lay your salvation!
5. Woman, thou shalt gently kiss and lick thy lover's cock as it shrinks flacidly--for to suck vigorously as before is likely to tickle the sensitive, shrinking pipe-organ.
6. Woman, when engulfing the shaft with thine seething pussy, though shalt moan as if thou art being split in twain with it's massive orgasm-inducing prowess, and then whimper as if helpless before it's mighty shaft.
7. Woman, thou shalt eagerly offer thy lover butthole pleasures, the sooner after beginning dating, the better, that the alluringly forbidden backdoor loving not become an unmentionable taboo. Verily, no condom must bar the way, for the hot nutmilk to penetrate deeply into thine ass, for your pleasure.
"THESE ARE THE SEVEN NUTSACRAMENTS I HAVE GIVEN THEE TO HEED AND EMBODY, IN FULFILLMENT OF THE PROPHECY!!!" - Lord Anaconda The Whip
1) Woman, thou shalt suckle hungrily upon thy man's rigid cock, as if it were thy only source of nourishment.
2) Woman, thou shalt be attentive to the balls, lest they grow cold and melacholy.
3) Woman, though shalt pump the shaft with thy hand as with thy lotion bottle when very nearly empty.
4. Woman, when thy lover's cock spasms and erupts the nourishing, nectarous, pearly white cum to annoint thy face and mouth, thou shalt gulp it down eagerly, as an old alcoholic woman gulps Bailey's Irish Cream...for therein lay your salvation!
5. Woman, thou shalt gently kiss and lick thy lover's cock as it shrinks flacidly--for to suck vigorously as before is likely to tickle the sensitive, shrinking pipe-organ.
6. Woman, when engulfing the shaft with thine seething pussy, though shalt moan as if thou art being split in twain with it's massive orgasm-inducing prowess, and then whimper as if helpless before it's mighty shaft.
7. Woman, thou shalt eagerly offer thy lover butthole pleasures, the sooner after beginning dating, the better, that the alluringly forbidden backdoor loving not become an unmentionable taboo. Verily, no condom must bar the way, for the hot nutmilk to penetrate deeply into thine ass, for your pleasure.
"THESE ARE THE SEVEN NUTSACRAMENTS I HAVE GIVEN THEE TO HEED AND EMBODY, IN FULFILLMENT OF THE PROPHECY!!!" - Lord Anaconda The Whip
"I heard you hit that last night, was she any good?"
"SHE WAS PHENOMENAL...the best I've ever had...she observed ALL SEVEN OF THE NUTSACRAMENTS!!!"
"ALL SEVEN?!? Praise be to Lord Anaconda The Whip!!!"
PRAISE BE!!!
"SHE WAS PHENOMENAL...the best I've ever had...she observed ALL SEVEN OF THE NUTSACRAMENTS!!!"
"ALL SEVEN?!? Praise be to Lord Anaconda The Whip!!!"
PRAISE BE!!!
Nutsacraments by High Priest Salam December 4, 2010
Nutsack
Term for the male testicles. Also known as balls, hangers, sack, nuts, etc. Having nuts and feeling them swing throughout the day is a daily reminder for men that we have power by having a nutsack between our legs
Dude. All that porn I have been edging to for hours is making me want to DRAIN my NUTSACK. I need to BUST A NUT.
Nutsack by HornyPornoAddict October 1, 2023
nutsacker
nutsacker by icecoldteabagger April 8, 2008
Nutsack Cheese
A ripe and pungent cheese harvested from the glans and ballsack area of a hot, fat, sweaty and morbidly obese male. Considered a delecacy by some.
Carl gave himself a quick scratch and harvested up one of the ripest servings of nutsack cheese ever grown under two of his fingernails.
Nutsack Cheese by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016