nutzack
a person who does not quite know what is painfully obvious to everyone else-that he/she/it is a complete jackass/moron,and, in some strange way, has the qualities of an actual nutsack.
nutzack by buster poindexter August 9, 2003
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:nutzack
A nutsack that contains two testicles that hasn't dropped yet. Symptoms of this include effeminate behavior, wearing of womens undergarments, lack of testosterone, elevated levels of estrogen, and other various homoerotic behaviors coupled with passive aggression.
1. Jacob why are you wearing your sisters panties.
2. Uhh because I have a :nutzack and I like showing off my camel toe. Since you brought that up I just wanted to tell you that I gave you AIDS.
2. Uhh because I have a :nutzack and I like showing off my camel toe. Since you brought that up I just wanted to tell you that I gave you AIDS.
:nutzack by yourpalkevin December 7, 2009
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:nutzack • nutzack • NutZack Turbulence • nutsacking • nutsacked • nutsack johnson • nutsackular • nutwacker • nutback • nutcack
NutZack Turbulence
When you:
1) Readjust your NutZack nothing sexual and it causes NutZack Turbulence.
2) When you bust a nut and NutZack Turbulence NZT. Then get PNC.
1) Readjust your NutZack nothing sexual and it causes NutZack Turbulence.
2) When you bust a nut and NutZack Turbulence NZT. Then get PNC.
1) Need to readjust my nut. *NutZack Turbulence.
Need NutZack Turbulence. *Goes to the bathroom. *NutZack Turbulence. *Destroying Colleges. *Destroying Buildings. *Destroying offices. *Destroying hospitals. *PNC.
Need NutZack Turbulence. *Goes to the bathroom. *NutZack Turbulence. *Destroying Colleges. *Destroying Buildings. *Destroying offices. *Destroying hospitals. *PNC.
NutZack Turbulence by HawaiianPunch1 March 19, 2026
nutsack of nowhere
nutsack of nowhere by levine2112 November 25, 2007
Nutsack
Term for the male testicles. Also known as balls, hangers, sack, nuts, etc. Having nuts and feeling them swing throughout the day is a daily reminder for men that we have power by having a nutsack between our legs
Dude. All that porn I have been edging to for hours is making me want to DRAIN my NUTSACK. I need to BUST A NUT.
Nutsack by HornyPornoAddict October 1, 2023
nutsacker
nutsacker by icecoldteabagger April 8, 2008
Nutsack Cheese
A ripe and pungent cheese harvested from the glans and ballsack area of a hot, fat, sweaty and morbidly obese male. Considered a delecacy by some.
Carl gave himself a quick scratch and harvested up one of the ripest servings of nutsack cheese ever grown under two of his fingernails.
Nutsack Cheese by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016
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