Nutsest
Nutsest by Nutsestman October 2, 2009
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Nutfest
Jill: Where have Joe and Lisa been? I have not seen them for two days?
Jack: They are probably locked up in a hotel room having a nutfest.
Jack: They are probably locked up in a hotel room having a nutfest.
Nutfest by DirtyBirdy55 May 22, 2013
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Nutsest • Nutfest • Nutfest november • nutvestment • Mixed nutses • November Nutfest • Nurses tea • Nut Nest • nut nestler • nut rest
nutvestment
An investment for your future nut. Putting in time/money with a girl in the hopes that she will be your nut bank in the future. This term holds true for long term and short term dealings.
John:Wow dude I can't believe I took that girl to an $80 last night and all she left me with was a kiss.
Billy: Don't worry dude, that nutvestment has high potential for paying out in the near future.
Billy: Don't worry dude, that nutvestment has high potential for paying out in the near future.
nutvestment by Wafflebatted ham slinky December 11, 2017
Mixed nutses
When performing fellatio as the recipient is about to nut the "victim" must shove a handful of peanuts into their mouth. (This only works if the "victim" is allergic to peanuts) their throat should then swell, tightening on the member and leading to the best nut imaginable.
"Damn dude she gave me a mixed nutses last night. It is the best thing I've ever felt, I can never go back to a regular blow job"
Mixed nutses by Nutt Master August 13, 2017
Nutfest november
when you fail no nut November
you must nut as many times as the number when you failed no nut november
you must nut as many times as the number when you failed no nut november
Nutfest november by red is a sussy baka December 3, 2022
November Nutfest
When you have to jerk off to the person who made you nut during NNN. If you don’t do it once for everyday during the month of November to that person. You can never be around them again. If they are your S/O, you have to break up or divorce.
November Nutfest by SpeakerOfFacts November 4, 2022
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