Nutsest

To be nuttier than nuts.

"Dat saxaphone was the nutsest ever."

by Nutsestman October 2, 2009

Nutfest

The constant act of sex without a break.

Jill: Where have Joe and Lisa been? I have not seen them for two days?
Jack: They are probably locked up in a hotel room having a nutfest.

by DirtyBirdy55 May 22, 2013

nutvestment

An investment for your future nut. Putting in time/money with a girl in the hopes that she will be your nut bank in the future. This term holds true for long term and short term dealings.

John:Wow dude I can't believe I took that girl to an $80 last night and all she left me with was a kiss.
Billy: Don't worry dude, that nutvestment has high potential for paying out in the near future.

by Wafflebatted ham slinky December 11, 2017

Mixed nutses

When performing fellatio as the recipient is about to nut the "victim" must shove a handful of peanuts into their mouth. (This only works if the "victim" is allergic to peanuts) their throat should then swell, tightening on the member and leading to the best nut imaginable.

"Damn dude she gave me a mixed nutses last night. It is the best thing I've ever felt, I can never go back to a regular blow job"

by Nutt Master August 13, 2017

NutFest

Like a circle jerk but many more people

I went to the NutFest last Friday

by YEETEST December 4, 2018

Nutfest november

when you fail no nut November

you must nut as many times as the number when you failed no nut november

i failed nutfest november and now i need to do nutfest november

by red is a sussy baka December 3, 2022

November Nutfest

When you have to jerk off to the person who made you nut during NNN. If you don’t do it once for everyday during the month of November to that person. You can never be around them again. If they are your S/O, you have to break up or divorce.

“Yo, David you participating in NNN?”
“No bro, I’m stuck in November Nutfest because of my girl.”

by SpeakerOfFacts November 4, 2022