nutvestment 

An investment for your future nut. Putting in time/money with a girl in the hopes that she will be your nut bank in the future. This term holds true for long term and short term dealings.

John:Wow dude I can't believe I took that girl to an $80 last night and all she left me with was a kiss.
Billy: Don't worry dude, that nutvestment has high potential for paying out in the near future.

nutvestment by Wafflebatted ham slinky December 11, 2017

nutjustment 

The act of adjusting ones balls while in the seated position.

"Damn, that nutjustment felt so good"
"Damn, I gotta make a nutjustment before I rip my sack"

nutjustment by Thechillroomy May 6, 2015

MIC en nvestment hurch

development, creation OF A WITHIN
STATE THAT makeS use of an Enslaved MEN for future benefits or advantages TO SPEAK THE
LANGUAGE OF GODS

eg. MIC en nvestment hurch in the new Kingdom
Methew 6:9-13
Hindi Standard Version
9 Pray then like this:

“Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be your name.a
10 Your kingdom come,
your will be done,b

on earth as it is in heaven.
11 Give us this day our daily bread,c
12 and forgive us our debts,

as we also have forgiven our debtors.
13 And lead us not into temptation,

but deliver us from evil.d

MIC en nvestment hurch by MIC EN NVESTMENT HURCH February 23, 2026