Nutpuck

Getting hit in the head with a baseball

I was at the baseball game and I got nutpucked

by Nutpuck October 2, 2020

nutpicking

The practice of sifting through the comments of blogs, email threads, discussion groups and other user generated content in an attempt find choice quotes proving that the advocates for or against a particular political opinion are unreasonable, uninformed extremists.

When Jonah has no substantive arguments for his point, he frequently resorts to nutpicking in order to demonize progressives.

by RGEsq August 11, 2006

Nutsucker Pussypucker

A strong alcoholic beverage made with a combination of Everclear, Vodka, Triple Sec, Wild Berry Schnapps, and Boonsfarm Hawaiian Punch mixed with pineapple juice, V8 Splash and Fruit Drink. Beverage should be mixed in a 5 gallon mop bucket and garnished with sliced apples and oranges. Serve with Ice.

This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.

Nate: "What are we drinking tonight?"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"

by blacknwhiteorca May 16, 2009

nutbucker

a child prostitute around the ages of 14 and 15. You can usually find them in a dark alley or corner. they usually prefer 40 year old white men around 250 pounds.

Damn, i was with this short nutbucker yesterday.

That nutbucker only cost me 50 cents, she was so easy!

by yahomeskilletcracker March 3, 2008

Nutuckles

The consequence of trying to finish off a jar of Nutella using your hand and ending up with Nutella-smeared knuckles.

Nutella is so addicting but these Nutuckles make me look like a savage.

by chocolatier245 July 28, 2012

nutsuckgamer82

A man named Owen Holtzer, aka the gamer who sucked nuts back in ‘82

“Yo I think that’s nutsuckgamer82!”
“Really? Like THE nutsuckgamer82?”

by DripTarts October 13, 2022

Nutpack

When a person is doing some absolute dumb shit, they must have been smoking on that nutpack

Person A: “Damn bro you see that video of Deon rubbing his dick on car windows?”

Person B: “That nigga been smoking that nutpack.”

by Maximus Pimp February 15, 2020