fugmuffin 

An insult aimed at a friend, not really to offend, implying they have become one partial to pastries and other baked delicacies. Up their arse.

also, if you're feeling festive and original
-anal baker lord
-rectal muffin ingestor
-pastry-face

"Ben... will you bake me some pastries?"
"No I cannot do that... Keep rowing"
"Ben, You're a fugmuffin"
"Silence in the boat!"
-(chortle chortle)-

fugmuffin by The Eloquent and Esteemed Eric and Nick (and Charlie) January 11, 2008

fuckmuffin 

A pet name for the person you love and want to fuck.

I want to do you all night long, Fuckmuffin.

fuckmuffin by Christine February 15, 2004

what the fuddmuffins

(interj.) Euphemism for "what the fuck."

Also "what the fuddmucking fudd," or simply "fuddmuffins."

"What the fuddmuffins, Lucas! Don't do that shit." & "What the fuddmucking fudd, that girl's name is Rainbow!" & *rear-ends someone's car* "OH FUDDMUFFINS!"

WTFDMFN

what the fuddmuffins by demmmmi June 5, 2014

fudgemuffin 

Spawning from a bizarre idea for food, this word can substitute for any curse word. It can also be used randomly. Literally, a muffin made out of fudge.

"What the fudgemuffin?"

fudgemuffin by Vuffster June 29, 2003

fagamuffin

n.
1) One who is not highly viewed upon by one's peers;
2)Term of contempt and/or disbelief of an action.

Not to be confused with 'fag' or faggot'

Susie: I dislike that Wes H..
Johnny: I must concur. That kid is such a fagamuffin.

fagamuffin by jack_hendley November 22, 2003

Fudgemuffins 

A cyber-friendly version of the word 'Fuck'. Also connotates to being starving.

I'm so fudgemuffinsing bored! Mmm...fudgemuffins...

Fudgemuffins by Blade Of Shadows March 16, 2011

Fuckmuffins 

A word used when you don't quite know what to say or are just downright pissed off

Derived from the word Fuck

AH! FUCKMUFFINS!

Fuckmuffins by Lordy8 October 7, 2008