Nugbert

A small nug of weed. Usually only big enough to get a couple hits out of.

Damn man I need to pick up a sack. This nugberts not gonna do anything for me.

by Wizz January 12, 2008

Nuberty

A stage in life in which a normal person undergoes the initial changes that will eventually lead to nubhood or their coming into nubhood. Similar to Puberty only it tends to work in reverse, they become weaker, less coordinated and ultimately suck at life, thus they become a nub.

He was such a cool guy, athletic and smart, then all of a sudden he lost 30 pounds and started sucking at Halo... he must be going through Nuberty or something.

by Honest Justice May 31, 2006

nigbert

Nigbert:
formally referred to as a "Negro" who isn't ghetto like his friends.

Man look at that black ass nigbert.. he makes Asian guys look white

by zachplaxton September 6, 2007

Nubby Nubberton

One who has gone beyond all levels of the art of nub, even past nub cake. May also be described as "The Mayor of Nubville"
or "Govna Nub"

Oh my god, look at that tortoise-armed kid he is such a nubby nubberton.

You know if there was a state of nub, you'd be the govna! Govna Nub!

by Not Nubby February 21, 2009

Nogbert

A Nogbert is a person that can't do anything well. They are very challeneged at everything, even the slightest challenging things. You could compare them with a mentally disabled person.

That Wendy is a right fuckin Nogbert, she can't even put her money into that vending machine without dropping it on the fuckin floor.

by Ollie M November 23, 2005

Nubbert

A word branching off of "noobert" which means to be a noob. But this word is more insulting to those who are gamers. or people that just suck in general.

Blankskater is such a nubbert.

I hate nubberts.

by Patrick Gnar March 16, 2009

Numbertwonity

A precious opportunity to take a “Number Two”

Oof. We’re not stopping for a while, you better take this numbertwonity cause you’ll be shit out of luck if you don’t.

by Teach Ben September 3, 2021