numbertard 

Term for idiots whose blog comments are numbers (i.e., FIRST! FRIST!!!1, or any variant thereof). Is especially for, but not exclusive to, those who post "FIRST!" despite knowing their post is NOT first, resulting in an epic fail at cleverness.

READER COMMENTS
1. steve - July 29, 2008 4:02 PM
What is the point of this blog post?
2. htownboiii - July 29, 2008 4:09 PM
FRIST!!!!!!!
3. bdog - July 29, 2008 4:13 PM
@2 - Get off this board, you freaking numbertard!

numbertard by K. Lee from Houston August 25, 2008

Nubetard 

A term for a person which is so stupid, that a term had to be assigned to he/she.

Wow Nate, you're such a nubetard.

Nubetard by Number9.14159265 February 8, 2010

numbtard 

a dumb fuck that doesn't know that a faggot is a pile of sticks

That numbtard didn't know that the twigs were really called faggots.

numbtard by Nick February 8, 2003

Numberkari

Best Friend in Puneri slang

tu hi mera numberkari .asli.
You are my real best friend

Numberkari by librascale December 11, 2021

Noobertard

The combination of the words noob and retard. used to describe someone who lost at fails at the game of life

Catherine came into the theatre and within minutes we realized that the queen of the Noobertards was now among us.

Noobertard by Charlie, Tyler December 12, 2007

numbertaker 

Pedophilic pedophile tha steals numbers and kids trousers in order to give them a good time

The numbertaker steals kids and numbers!

numbertaker by Numbertake enthusiast January 5, 2023

Numbtard 

Second definition: Somebody that is or does something so retarded that it makes you numb thinking about it.

This numbtard thought he could recreate a scene from a cartoon show.

Numbtard by ThatShadyCharacter April 3, 2024