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numbertard

Term for idiots whose blog comments are numbers (i.e., FIRST! FRIST!!!1, or any variant thereof). Is especially for, but not exclusive to, those who post "FIRST!" despite knowing their post is NOT first, resulting in an epic fail at cleverness.
READER COMMENTS
1. steve - July 29, 2008 4:02 PM
What is the point of this blog post?
2. htownboiii - July 29, 2008 4:09 PM
FRIST!!!!!!!
3. bdog - July 29, 2008 4:13 PM
@2 - Get off this board, you freaking numbertard!
by K. Lee from Houston August 25, 2008
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Nubetard

A term for a person which is so stupid, that a term had to be assigned to he/she.
Wow Nate, you're such a nubetard.
by Number9.14159265 February 8, 2010
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numbtard

a dumb fuck that doesn't know that a faggot is a pile of sticks
That numbtard didn't know that the twigs were really called faggots.
by Nick February 8, 2003
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Numberkari

tu hi mera numberkari .asli.
You are my real best friend
by librascale December 11, 2021
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Noobertard

The combination of the words noob and retard. used to describe someone who lost at fails at the game of life
Catherine came into the theatre and within minutes we realized that the queen of the Noobertards was now among us.
by Charlie, Tyler December 12, 2007
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numbertaker

Pedophilic pedophile tha steals numbers and kids trousers in order to give them a good time
The numbertaker steals kids and numbers!
by Numbertake enthusiast January 5, 2023
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Numbtard

Second definition: Somebody that is or does something so retarded that it makes you numb thinking about it.
This numbtard thought he could recreate a scene from a cartoon show.
by ThatShadyCharacter April 3, 2024
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