Nubbert 

A word branching off of "noobert" which means to be a noob. But this word is more insulting to those who are gamers. or people that just suck in general.

Blankskater is such a nubbert.

I hate nubberts.

Nubbert by Patrick Gnar March 16, 2009

nubbery

A word to describe someone who displays noob like behaviour.

Quit your nubbery Rowlo.

nubbery by EB K February 23, 2008

Nuberty

A stage in life in which a normal person undergoes the initial changes that will eventually lead to nubhood or their coming into nubhood. Similar to Puberty only it tends to work in reverse, they become weaker, less coordinated and ultimately suck at life, thus they become a nub.

He was such a cool guy, athletic and smart, then all of a sudden he lost 30 pounds and started sucking at Halo... he must be going through Nuberty or something.

Nuberty by Honest Justice May 31, 2006

Nubby Nubberton 

One who has gone beyond all levels of the art of nub, even past nub cake. May also be described as "The Mayor of Nubville"
or "Govna Nub"

Oh my god, look at that tortoise-armed kid he is such a nubby nubberton.

You know if there was a state of nub, you'd be the govna! Govna Nub!

Nubby Nubberton by Not Nubby February 21, 2009

Numbertwonity 

A precious opportunity to take a “Number Two”

Oof. We’re not stopping for a while, you better take this numbertwonity cause you’ll be shit out of luck if you don’t.

Numbertwonity by Teach Ben September 3, 2021

nubbergaster 

fucking 7 year old gibberish to call somebody dumb

Stop being a nubbergaster!

nubbergaster by slomo blick December 12, 2022

Nubber 

Nubber is actually older than any of these previous definitions. It was invented in Belper, Derbyshire, UK sometime in the 1980's, possibly the late 1970's.

It is used to describe a particular person who has done something a bit dodgy, like nicking a fag end from an ashtray or just being generally trampy.

It's not as specific as Pikey, but has similar connotations.

It was also used in shouting competitions, where one person in the group would call somebody a Nubber and they would be answered with, "Did you just call me a NUBBER!" until it ended up whoever could scream it the loudest got mucho Kudos.

"You just picked that up off the pavement. You f*****g Nubber!"

"Have you been wearing the same socks for 8 days? What a Nubber!"

Nubber by Professor Yaffle September 3, 2008