Nubbert
A word branching off of "noobert" which means to be a noob. But this word is more insulting to those who are gamers. or people that just suck in general.
Nubbert by Patrick Gnar March 16, 2009
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Nuberty
A stage in life in which a normal person undergoes the initial changes that will eventually lead to nubhood or their coming into nubhood. Similar to Puberty only it tends to work in reverse, they become weaker, less coordinated and ultimately suck at life, thus they become a nub.
He was such a cool guy, athletic and smart, then all of a sudden he lost 30 pounds and started sucking at Halo... he must be going through Nuberty or something.
Nuberty by Honest Justice May 31, 2006
Nubby Nubberton
One who has gone beyond all levels of the art of nub, even past nub cake. May also be described as "The Mayor of Nubville"
or "Govna Nub"
or "Govna Nub"
Oh my god, look at that tortoise-armed kid he is such a nubby nubberton.
You know if there was a state of nub, you'd be the govna! Govna Nub!
You know if there was a state of nub, you'd be the govna! Govna Nub!
Nubby Nubberton by Not Nubby February 21, 2009
Numbertwonity
Oof. We’re not stopping for a while, you better take this numbertwonity cause you’ll be shit out of luck if you don’t.
Numbertwonity by Teach Ben September 3, 2021
Nubber
Nubber is actually older than any of these previous definitions. It was invented in Belper, Derbyshire, UK sometime in the 1980's, possibly the late 1970's.
It is used to describe a particular person who has done something a bit dodgy, like nicking a fag end from an ashtray or just being generally trampy.
It's not as specific as Pikey, but has similar connotations.
It was also used in shouting competitions, where one person in the group would call somebody a Nubber and they would be answered with, "Did you just call me a NUBBER!" until it ended up whoever could scream it the loudest got mucho Kudos.
It is used to describe a particular person who has done something a bit dodgy, like nicking a fag end from an ashtray or just being generally trampy.
It's not as specific as Pikey, but has similar connotations.
It was also used in shouting competitions, where one person in the group would call somebody a Nubber and they would be answered with, "Did you just call me a NUBBER!" until it ended up whoever could scream it the loudest got mucho Kudos.
"You just picked that up off the pavement. You f*****g Nubber!"
"Have you been wearing the same socks for 8 days? What a Nubber!"
"Have you been wearing the same socks for 8 days? What a Nubber!"
Nubber by Professor Yaffle September 3, 2008
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.