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A Nogbert is a person that can't do anything well. They are very challeneged at everything, even the slightest challenging things. You could compare them with a mentally disabled person.
That Wendy is a right fuckin Nogbert, she can't even put her money into that vending machine without dropping it on the fuckin floor.
Nogbert by Ollie M November 23, 2005

Noobertia 

A noob that is in motion will stay in motion, until pwned by by an outside source
I just kept that kid from following the laws of noobertia, I'm a beast.
Noobertia by ilib February 2, 2010
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st. norbert 

St. Norbert College is a predominantly Caucasian school nestled within the quaint town of De Pere in the state of Wisconsin. Students at St. Norbert are generally very intelligent and consume copious amounts of alcohol. If you visit St. Norbert, expect to be very cold and overly drunk, because that is the most entertaining option and it also keeps you warm.
Hey man, I froze my ass off at St. Norbert this weekend. Not a lot was happening but I blacked out anyway
st. norbert by Joski3347 March 2, 2017
Nigbert:
formally referred to as a "Negro" who isn't ghetto like his friends.
Man look at that black ass nigbert.. he makes Asian guys look white
nigbert by zachplaxton September 6, 2007

Norbert Leo Butz 

The versatile, Tony-award winning star of such musicals as Thou Shalt Not (Camille), The Last 5 Years (Jamie), Wicked (Fiyero), and Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (Freddy).

Also starred in Steve Carell's family film Dan in Real Life as Dan's brother Clay.

Married to actress Michelle Federer who co-starred with him in Wicked as Nessarose.
"It's a great musical, but no one will play Jamie Wellerstein as well as Norbert Leo Butz."

"Norbert Leo Butz has the most amazing name known to man."
Norbert Leo Butz by zorloges March 14, 2009
Absolute legend Norbert he walks into the room all the ladies get wet. HE gets all the laddies with his massive 11.5 inch Cock and he is the most fearsome man alive with 14 inch biseps.
Wow I wish I was like Norbert with his 11.5 inch cock
Norbert by Truedefinitions1324564 November 14, 2021

making a Norbert

disappering for a long time without mentioning a word and then surfacing after a while, acting as if nothing ever happened
"Dude, where is Jane again?" "I don't know, but she is known for making a Norbert every once in a while!"
making a Norbert by Gonanza September 6, 2022
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