The Niggertron is an advanced piece of social engineering technology. It is a machine that consists of a chamber, that can contain a
man, and a separate fuel chamber.
A white
man enters the chamber and the transformation begins after adding 2 bananas to the fuel chamber. In a blinding
flash......out walks a transformed nigger.
Prod the nigger back into the chamber with a stick and
add another 2 bananas. In a blinding
flash......out walks a transformed chimpanzee.
No bananas were harmed in the development and operation of this transformative technology.
Niggertron Industries is an equal opportunity employer.
The Niggertron is a green
appliance that is predicted to be in every
modern home next decade. Presidential approval pending.