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numberthing 

noun. pl. numberthings. a mathematical object constructed of numbers, algebra, and/or operation sequences.
Numberthings are very real objects but they are completely intangible and not necessarily connected to any physical objects or phenomena.
A numberthing exists solely within one of the infinite worlds of mathematics, reason, and computing itself.
TV shows make meaningless dancing collages of numberthings appear to depict geniuses afoot or at work. When the audience tries to freeze-frame view any given numberthing in that collage, it's either a generic formula or gibberish.
numberthing by Little.Fire May 1, 2022
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Buzz Numbering System 

The system of counting used by Buzz, the fat older jock brother in Home Alone.

Basically it's useful, if you want to list three things. Instead of 1, 2, 3 or A, B, C...

A, 2 and D are used.
a) I'm not that lucky
2) We have smoke detectors.
d) We live in the most boring street in the United States, where nothing remotely interesting will *EVER* happen, period.

Numbering 

Replacing letters with numbers that look similar to each other.
Annoying friend on AIM: H3y br0 w4n4 h4ng 0ut????
Other annoying person that still uses AOL: Not if your going to talk using numbering.
Numbering by Anybody but... February 3, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008