Nouch 

Nouch is a combination of "No" and "ouch" its expressing how you feel before and after something unpleasent happens

Your friend moves to slap you, you yell "Nouch!" to express you not wanting the action to happen, and how you feel once it happens

Nouch by Axle S. Cunningham September 23, 2010

Nouch 

Something that is high quality, good, the best it can possibly be. It can also mean expensive, flashy, or ornate.

Pronounced "Now-ch"

Not to be confused with "Nouche", which portmanteau of the words "Noob" and "Douche".

"This spaghetti is nouch AF. What kind of sauce is this?"

"Bro those shoes are nouch. Are they Jordans?"

"Dude is that a Bugatti? Nouch!"

"Your BF's drip is nouch. Is he rich?"

Nouch by not-ian August 16, 2025

'nouch 

One who is deathly afraid of angering others.

"Are you mad at me?", asked the 'nouch.

'nouch by Edward Waddlemar March 14, 2003

Noochin 

Securing and taking home (stealing) food that doesn't belong to you.

Mush, that divia was noochin on the ice cream and left overs again. Putza.

Noochin by EMurphE5 January 20, 2018

nonchalant 

not giving a shit.

When he told me i failed the class, I was nonchalant.

nonchalant by Well Shit November 10, 2014

Top Notch Bloke

One of the greatest compliments you can recieve from an Aussie.
Top Notch Bloke means that you are the perfect man.

I love that cunt. He’s a Top Notch Bloke.

Top Notch Bloke by Its_Called_Straya November 13, 2018

notch in the bedpost 

A person you've had sex with. Derived from the practice of tallying the number of sexual partners you've had by indenting your bed post. It is often used in derogatory fashion, by representing that a person is recognized solely as a past sexual achievement.

Tom: Hey, what happened with that girl...Sarah?
Kyle: Meh. She was just another notch in the bedpost.

notch in the bedpost by hambone skeet skeet November 19, 2013