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Nouch is a combination of "No" and "ouch" its expressing how you feel before and after something unpleasent happens
Your friend moves to slap you, you yell "Nouch!" to express you not wanting the action to happen, and how you feel once it happens
Nouch by Axle S. Cunningham September 23, 2010
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Something that is high quality, good, the best it can possibly be. It can also mean expensive, flashy, or ornate.

Pronounced "Now-ch"

Not to be confused with "Nouche", which portmanteau of the words "Noob" and "Douche".
"This spaghetti is nouch AF. What kind of sauce is this?"

"Bro those shoes are nouch. Are they Jordans?"

"Dude is that a Bugatti? Nouch!"

"Your BF's drip is nouch. Is he rich?"
Nouch by not-ian August 16, 2025
Securing and taking home (stealing) food that doesn't belong to you.
Mush, that divia was noochin on the ice cream and left overs again. Putza.
Noochin by EMurphE5 January 20, 2018

nonchalant 

not giving a shit.
When he told me i failed the class, I was nonchalant.
nonchalant by Well Shit November 10, 2014

Top Notch Bloke

One of the greatest compliments you can recieve from an Aussie.
Top Notch Bloke means that you are the perfect man.
I love that cunt. He’s a Top Notch Bloke.
Top Notch Bloke by Its_Called_Straya November 13, 2018

notch in the bedpost 

A person you've had sex with. Derived from the practice of tallying the number of sexual partners you've had by indenting your bed post. It is often used in derogatory fashion, by representing that a person is recognized solely as a past sexual achievement.
Tom: Hey, what happened with that girl...Sarah?
Kyle: Meh. She was just another notch in the bedpost.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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