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Something that is high quality, good, the best it can possibly be. It can also mean expensive, flashy, or ornate.
Pronounced "Now-ch"
Not to be confused with "Nouche", which portmanteau of the words "Noob" and "Douche".
Pronounced "Now-ch"
Not to be confused with "Nouche", which portmanteau of the words "Noob" and "Douche".
"This spaghetti is nouch AF. What kind of sauce is this?"
"Bro those shoes are nouch. Are they Jordans?"
"Dude is that a Bugatti? Nouch!"
"Your BF's drip is nouch. Is he rich?"
"Bro those shoes are nouch. Are they Jordans?"
"Dude is that a Bugatti? Nouch!"
"Your BF's drip is nouch. Is he rich?"
by not-ian August 16, 2025
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Carbon Dicks are often self-absorbed individuals who care more about presenting a masculine appearance than they do about being decent, considerate human beings.
Carbon Dicks are often self-absorbed individuals who care more about presenting a masculine appearance than they do about being decent, considerate human beings.
by not-ian April 3, 2015
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