Nouch

Something that is high quality, good, the best it can possibly be. It can also mean expensive, flashy, or ornate.

Pronounced "Now-ch"

Not to be confused with "Nouche", which portmanteau of the words "Noob" and "Douche".
"This spaghetti is nouch AF. What kind of sauce is this?"

"Bro those shoes are nouch. Are they Jordans?"

"Dude is that a Bugatti? Nouch!"

"Your BF's drip is nouch. Is he rich?"
by not-ian August 16, 2025
mugGet the Nouchmug.

carbon dick

A man-made, or "synthetic" perception of one's penis. Often, a carbon dick is a property of one who drives big, loud, gas guzzling trucks to over compensate for their small penis. This hints at the correlation between the carbon footprint and the carbon dick.

Carbon Dicks are often self-absorbed individuals who care more about presenting a masculine appearance than they do about being decent, considerate human beings.
"Check out that guy with the Hummer H3. I bet he gets 2 miles per gallon. What a carbon dick."
by not-ian April 03, 2015
mugGet the carbon dickmug.