noseturbation
If you hate having a sneeze that doesn't want to come out, just use noseturbation and blow that nose load.
noseturbation by Idefinecrudeness August 24, 2016
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nasturbation
Nasty masturbation. Used in any situation where masturbation is considered nasty. Can be used in verb form (nasturbate).
Bob was nasturbating in the locker room and creeped everybody out.
Hilda doesn't have a boyfriend so she resorts to nasturbation.
Hilda doesn't have a boyfriend so she resorts to nasturbation.
nasturbation by MisZ D3mEan0R January 19, 2008
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nosesturbation
Noun. The act of sticking an object up one's nose in order to induce a sneeze. Portmanteau of "Nose" and "[Masturbation]".
nosesturbation by Kurt F January 3, 2008
Neturbation
The act of Googling yourself.
Tends to be done by people who want to get a sense of pleasure from knowing there are probably othe net users checking them out somewhere...
Tends to be done by people who want to get a sense of pleasure from knowing there are probably othe net users checking them out somewhere...
Was feeling kinda bored last night, so decided to get some neturbation on. Sadly, Google came up with no results so it was kind of an anti-climax...
Neturbation by kryyv March 9, 2010
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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