Nonsensium

Chemical symbol: Ns. An alchemical element representing the invisible energy draining friction found in bureaucracy, dysfunctional systems, and bad interface design. It has the unique property of converting human creative energy into heat and frustration without producing any value. Use the word in capital letters to add your frustration. Term coined by Sören Sam 'Roger' Lindfors, founder of Alchemical Philosophy, author of "Livets Bok" (The Book of Life) available at Amazon.se, and CEO of ECOPAC AB (ecopac.se).

"I have a deadline, but I'm stuck wading through deep Nonsensium to get the permit approved.", "I am drowning in NONSENSIUM!", “I have been exposed to radiation from stupidity because of their Nonsensium”.

by Roger Lindforce January 30, 2026

Nonsensiopian

Someone or something that is completely crazy and weird and wonderful all of the time.

Another word for spifflish

She’s not normal - she’s nonsensiopian!

by miss_paige_turner June 3, 2018

nonsensical

Not making sense. Completely illogical and insane.

Choosing to get addicted to heroin was most definately nonsensical.

by Roxanne Brittain June 13, 2008

Nonsensicocamamirationarigamarole

When someone in management makes poor decisions that are not based on any form of reasoning other than a "gut feeling". The decisions cause unnecessary amounts of work while having a waterfall effect that can cause incredibly undesirable results. The lack of real knowledge about their decisions doesn't prevent them from happening and it's impossible to reason against. The end result usually increases stress and ends up causing late nights, short weekends and no vacations.

Usually short bosses provide the instructions from their superiors, snow balling the effects to an even larger degree of Nonsensicocamamirationarigamarole.

Boss: I noticed that your car is moving fine on it's own. What if we took the tires off of it and then you pushed it instead of driving it? It's friday night but I want you to start on the project right away.

Also, I don't want you to slow down traffic so figure out some way to prevent that...

You: Yes sir/ma'am.

You now need to perform Nonsensicocamamirationarigamarole to make your boss happy even though it is Nonsensicocamamirationarigamarole.

Very similar to stupid, retarded, unnecessary, outrageous, unintelligent, nonsensical, cocamamie, irrational, rigamarole

by youneek2 January 12, 2011

Nonsensicalness

Speaking words or ideas that have no purpose or definition or meaning

Boy: You know you want to get a DW.

Girl: Where are you coming up with this nonsensicalness?!

by Whoeveryouwantmetobe. May 8, 2009

nonsensicality

when someone or something is absolutely ridiculous, retarded, mental, psychotic, or doesn't make any sense. Often referring to someone who has an instability of the brain, or an uncanny gift to make others feel boring due to their complete normal behaviour.

Oh my god! that person doing the pony tail flip is showing so much nonsensicality!

by brynnska November 26, 2010

nonsensicalness

The most amazing bullshit ever created

Keith is full of ridiculous nonsensicalness

by Quality Poonata April 12, 2007