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Nonmeister 

Any student of sound engineering or music recording that is not a Tonmeister, or simply someone who wishes they were one.
Helen: "Did you hear that Bernie didn't make it on to the Tonmeister course with us?"
Michael: "Who the hell is Bernie?"
Helen: "I thought the two of you were best of friends"
Michael: "Why would I be friends with a dirty Nonmeister?"
Nonmeister by Topknottwat March 22, 2021
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tonmeister 

Oh I'm studying Geography, how about you? ''Oh, i'm a sound wanker'', Ah you mean Tonmeister
tonmeister by LudicrousFiddle January 12, 2017

Noncester 

A noncester is not just your average, small time nonce.

A noncester is prolific in his fiddlings of multiple victims and can only be described as a monster nonce for his many deplorable acts of paedophilia. A Noncester.
Bailey, mate, clock that guy by the main school gates. It's Keith the noncester spying the hopscotch again.

nubmeister

someone whos like a clever nub - you can look up nub yourslf l8ter
Tarrance- that was clever
Jodie- I know!!
Tarrance- your such a nubmeister Jodie
Jodie- rolf, woot!
nubmeister by dabritttanator January 28, 2008

Nigmeister 

A black stripper who is addicted to crack and teeth are falling out
That nigmeister over there asked me for money
Nigmeister by Nigmeister May 8, 2019

Nodmeister 

You Nodmeister!
Nodmeister by Divey August 14, 2003

lonmeister 

man, i wish i was early as lonmeister, that cat is fresh.
lonmeister by nicollette October 8, 2004