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Nonmeister 

Any student of sound engineering or music recording that is not a Tonmeister, or simply someone who wishes they were one.
Helen: "Did you hear that Bernie didn't make it on to the Tonmeister course with us?"
Michael: "Who the hell is Bernie?"
Helen: "I thought the two of you were best of friends"
Michael: "Why would I be friends with a dirty Nonmeister?"
Nonmeister by Topknottwat March 22, 2021

Nigmeister 

A black stripper who is addicted to crack and teeth are falling out
That nigmeister over there asked me for money
Nigmeister by Nigmeister May 8, 2019

Nodmeister 

Bald Fool! Who likes James Bond
You Nodmeister!
Nodmeister by Divey August 14, 2003

Nubeiser 

Noun. One who confuses being in love with having an erection.
My boss told me he loved me today, but he was just a nubeiser and had a tent in his trou.
Nubeiser by i am umop apisdn July 6, 2010

Captain Newbmeister 

One who is new to an event (such as a video game or forum created to flame or insult each other) and says something EXTREMELY stupid and becomes the King of the most ignorant sayings that have ever been expressed there.
Oh nos! We now have a new Captain Newbmeister!
Captain Newbmeister by Drache September 8, 2003
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026