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Nonmeister 

Any student of sound engineering or music recording that is not a Tonmeister, or simply someone who wishes they were one.
Helen: "Did you hear that Bernie didn't make it on to the Tonmeister course with us?"
Michael: "Who the hell is Bernie?"
Helen: "I thought the two of you were best of friends"
Michael: "Why would I be friends with a dirty Nonmeister?"
Nonmeister by Topknottwat March 22, 2021

Nigmeister 

A black stripper who is addicted to crack and teeth are falling out
That nigmeister over there asked me for money
Nigmeister by Nigmeister May 8, 2019

Nodmeister 

You Nodmeister!
Nodmeister by Divey August 14, 2003

Nubeiser 

Noun. One who confuses being in love with having an erection.
My boss told me he loved me today, but he was just a nubeiser and had a tent in his trou.
Nubeiser by i am umop apisdn July 6, 2010

Captain Newbmeister 

One who is new to an event (such as a video game or forum created to flame or insult each other) and says something EXTREMELY stupid and becomes the King of the most ignorant sayings that have ever been expressed there.
Oh nos! We now have a new Captain Newbmeister!
Captain Newbmeister by Drache September 8, 2003