tonmeister

"Sound Wanker"

Oh I'm studying Geography, how about you? ''Oh, i'm a sound wanker'', Ah you mean Tonmeister

by LudicrousFiddle January 12, 2017

tonmeister

Tonmeister is most often found as a job description in the music and recording industries. It describes a person who is a sound master (a literal translation of the German word, which applies to women equally as much as men) a person who creates recordings or broadcasts of music who is both deeply musically trained (in 'classical' and non-classical genres) and also who has a detailed theoretical and practical knowledge of virtually all aspects of sound recording

It's hard to be a tonmeister today as it usually needs 4 years of specific education.

by lastgate May 18, 2009

tomesterday

A person, place, or thing/event which occurs tomorrow, yesterday,and/or today.

Fred is going to fix the septic tank tomesterday.

by Bingo Hilltop October 15, 2016

Titmeister

a person expert in tits, or renowned for tits

Friend: You are a master of tits, aka "The Titmeister".

Me: What does that mean?

Friend: Go look up meister and add tits.

by scruffylooking July 10, 2010

tomesterday

A person, place, or thing/event which occurs tomorrow, yesterday,and/or today.

Fred is going to fix the septic tank tomesterday.

by Bingo Hilltop October 15, 2016

Nonmeister

Any student of sound engineering or music recording that is not a Tonmeister, or simply someone who wishes they were one.

Helen: "Did you hear that Bernie didn't make it on to the Tonmeister course with us?"
Michael: "Who the hell is Bernie?"
Helen: "I thought the two of you were best of friends"
Michael: "Why would I be friends with a dirty Nonmeister?"

by Topknottwat March 22, 2021

lonmeister

A cool guy that works at a computer lab.

man, i wish i was early as lonmeister, that cat is fresh.

by nicollette October 8, 2004