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lonmeister 

A cool guy that works at a computer lab.
man, i wish i was early as lonmeister, that cat is fresh.
lonmeister by nicollette October 8, 2004
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tonmeister 

Oh I'm studying Geography, how about you? ''Oh, i'm a sound wanker'', Ah you mean Tonmeister
tonmeister by LudicrousFiddle January 12, 2017

libmeister 

Libmeister is a common nickname or instagram handle for people named libby, or lib. It has a variety of both social and online usages, it can also signify if someone is a jokester of sorts.
Lib, you're such a libmeister, you hilarious bastard
libmeister by beepothegreatpuppet December 15, 2019

Lesmeister 

The name of someone who I know that is super smart and has to deal with me all the time.
LESMEISTER you doing a great job!!
Lesmeister by Ummm...Iamnottellimgyou December 21, 2018

Nonmeister 

Any student of sound engineering or music recording that is not a Tonmeister, or simply someone who wishes they were one.
Helen: "Did you hear that Bernie didn't make it on to the Tonmeister course with us?"
Michael: "Who the hell is Bernie?"
Helen: "I thought the two of you were best of friends"
Michael: "Why would I be friends with a dirty Nonmeister?"
Nonmeister by Topknottwat March 22, 2021

tonmeister 

Tonmeister is most often found as a job description in the music and recording industries. It describes a person who is a sound master (a literal translation of the German word, which applies to women equally as much as men) a person who creates recordings or broadcasts of music who is both deeply musically trained (in 'classical' and non-classical genres) and also who has a detailed theoretical and practical knowledge of virtually all aspects of sound recording
It's hard to be a tonmeister today as it usually needs 4 years of specific education.
tonmeister by lastgate May 18, 2009

lolmeister 

A meister of the Lulz. Popular internet phenomenon. Comes from the Greek "laul" which means "to share merriment", and "meister"; german for Master. Thus; Master of the lolz.
YO DAWG, HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT JOKE?!

DAWG IT WAS THE SHIT! YOU DA LOLMEISTER!
lolmeister by DANGER.RAZOR February 20, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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