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None-Interval 

A word invented by Aiden Kenway, which is the smallest unit of measurement in the digital audio workstation "FL Studio" that you can move MIDI notes in the piano roll. This can also be applied to moving clips in the playlist.

Note: The exact size of a "none-interval" depends on the timebase (PPQ) of the project. For instance, when the timebase of a project is 192, the "none-interval" becomes an even smaller measurement than the standard timebase of 96.

Trivia: A "true none-interval" is the smallest possible none-interval in FL Studio, wherein the timebase (PPQ) of a project is 960, the highest possible timebase currently offered in the DAW. Therefore, a "true none-interval" is the smallest unit of measurement in FL Studio at the highest timebase.
The opening snare sample in Kanye West's "Ni**as In Paris" plays off-beat by 2 none-intervals.
None-Interval by Aidos McLaren March 10, 2022

none of your Jizzness 

When you don't want to tell someone who you had sex with the past night, sometimes out of embarrassment.
John: Hey, did you hook up with anyone last night?
Bill: Yeah, I did.
John: What did she look like?
Bill: None Of your Jizzness!

none taken 

It is used after anyone says ''no offense''

the recipient of the original comment says ''none taken'' to signal

that he is not offended.
A: No offense, but you suck at math.
B: None taken, who doesn't?
none taken by KUSAGAMI86 January 5, 2014

But that's none of my business

Usually said by Kermit the Frog while he is drinking his lipton tea. Bustin err'body's files onto the internet.

Example: Kermit: "Hello Pastor and First Lady- oh, that's not the first lady... but that's none of my business."

"Your boyfriend asked you to put your finger in his booty? Hm! He must be playing for the other team... but's that none of my business."
Kermit: "Hello Pastor and First Lady- oh, that's not the first lady... but that's none of my business."

"Your boyfriend asked you to put your finger in his booty? Hm! He must be playing for the other team... but's that none of my business."

IQ-A-NONE 

The imbecilic movement of Trump supporters committed to spreading conspiracy theories and other falsehoods.
Don’t pay any attention to those idiots. They are a bunch of IQ-A-NONE supporters who have the IQ of a grape.
IQ-A-NONE by LaughingAloud January 22, 2021

second to none 

First, number 1, or the best.
I'm second to none, bitch!
second to none by >0 November 22, 2007
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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