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1) n. The place in Norway to work.

2) adj. Unavailable for drinking/partying due to being on a rig.

3) v. Tricked, conned, or otherwise persuaded into going offshore.
1) I work offshore, we watch plasma TV's on coffee break.

2) I was offshore for the last 4 weekends.

3) I was supposed to be home for the holidays, but I got offshored. Looks like this year I'll have an offshore christmas instead.
by vaeren December 17, 2006
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Solarpunk is a movement focused on a positive, ecological vision for a future where technology is used for human-centric and ecocentric purposes. It is a literary, artistic and aesthetic sub-genre and is also closely tied to eco-political activism. Solarpunk narratives have a distinctly positive and utopian foundation in contrast to the often dystopian visions found within other "punk" science fiction genres.
Solarpunk is a literary movement, a hashtag, a flag, and a statement of intent about the future we hope to create.
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An offshore is an individual who services the the website change request tickets. Located on foreign soil, they are often only available after 10PM CST. This individual may have English as a second language and utilize the a sub-par microphone on their Webex meetings so that everyone has to determine whether its the microphone quality or heavy accent that is causing the communication problems. Not on shore.
Man this offshore is one a million, they were able to successfully implement what I'm requesting.
by Onshore1493 December 23, 2019
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