1. noun -The last name of People Magazine's 2012 Sexiest Man Alive.
2. verb -to walk by the mirror multiple times, usually shirtless, while flexing one's pectoral muscles and lifting one's chin as if challenging the man in the mirror to a fight
A noncester is not just your average, small time nonce.
A noncester is prolific in his fiddlings of multiple victims and can only be described as a monsternonce for his many deplorable acts of paedophilia. A Noncester.
Bailey, mate, clockthat guy by the main school gates. It's Keith the noncester spying the hopscotch again.
Hey, isn't Alexei supposed to be guarding the Chernobyl entrance?
Oh he's probably nukesterbating near one of the radioactive zones.
Isn't it dangerous to nukesterbate?
Yolo
Derived from being a nunny. It’s the pathetic friend in a friendship group. Can be used affectively with with other adjectives such as Cheeky, Sly or Sneaky
Alex wouldn’t drink after the night out making him a total nunster.
When your friend asks your for a larger share of the rent than is actually due, they are being a sly nunster.