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Juicy Nokken
Also called a Slippery Nixie, Sloppy Näkki, or The Fiddler’s Happy Ending. The term refers to a sex act between two or more individuals where one kneels in a swamp or bog while dressed as a Nøkken, a mythological creature from nordic folklore, while playing a fiddle as their partner(s) vigorously try to masturbate to completion before the song is finished. If the song isn’t finished before their partner climaxes, the semen is mixed with swamp water or algae and rubbed onto the fiddle players face.
Juicy Nokken by Messy Fiddler November 9, 2022
Nokeonhuno
1. the rejoining of the continents
2. the time and place when all the separated land masses on Earth rejoins into one again
3. the second coming of Gondwanaland aka Pangaea
4. a far future utopia
origin (direct translation): Yolk; Return to.
pronounciation: No - Kè - on - huu -no
2. the time and place when all the separated land masses on Earth rejoins into one again
3. the second coming of Gondwanaland aka Pangaea
4. a far future utopia
origin (direct translation): Yolk; Return to.
pronounciation: No - Kè - on - huu -no
Nokeonhuno by dustyesky February 12, 2020
Notekin
A napkin of any size, shape or color that is used as am immediate notepad, sticky or post-it type note. It is usually used in a bar or eatery in response to an urgent need to write down a telephone number, name or other item of interest.
Eric (while on the phone in a bar): I have a pen. Wait, I need to find something to write on to get that number.
Chrissy: Here is a notekin, just don't wipe your mouth with it after you write the number down.
Chrissy: Here is a notekin, just don't wipe your mouth with it after you write the number down.
Nomekop
The act of surreptitiously "kop"-ing Pokemon trading cards in copious amounts, usually in major supermarkets such as Target, Walmart, and, if you are a badass, Toys 'r' us.
It is Pokemon spelled backwards
It is an art of repossession
It is an ongoing, international competition to have nomekop-ed the most packs
--in one session,
--in one's lifetime
Record: (1 session) - 113 packs
Record (Lifetime) - Unknown
An important rule in nomekoping: always leave one or two packs left (these are known as residuals) and push them to the front of the display, so that it appears as though none have been taken.
It is Pokemon spelled backwards
It is an art of repossession
It is an ongoing, international competition to have nomekop-ed the most packs
--in one session,
--in one's lifetime
Record: (1 session) - 113 packs
Record (Lifetime) - Unknown
An important rule in nomekoping: always leave one or two packs left (these are known as residuals) and push them to the front of the display, so that it appears as though none have been taken.
Yo dawg, I was postin' up down by 'dat Target superstore and some bitch challenged me to a nomekop duel.
Shit! I got caught nomekoping the other day and now I got 8 years in the state penitentiary.
Shit! I got caught nomekoping the other day and now I got 8 years in the state penitentiary.
Nomekop by nomekop kings March 6, 2009