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nokesville

Similar to gainesville, except it smells like cow shit and the local rednecks drive their tractors to school becuase it's considered fun.
Nokesville sucks ass.
by Liz&love; August 9, 2006
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nokesville

home of the rich snotty people that have nowhere else to go if they they will get shot if they go anywhere else. needs hotter girls i dont know how anyone got pregnant here
come here u to nokesville and u will see what i mean
by mdpdlk May 28, 2011
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Nokesville

A very wealthy community outside of manassas, Nokesville features everything of the country but located in Northern Virginia the dairy farms and horse farms are 1M+. As of 2020 home to the actor Vin Diesel. Nokesville is also part of the fertile Cresent, meaning if you want a home here your going to have to find someone nice enough to sell you atleast 10 acres or its a no go. Just about everyone from nokesville are friendly and generous people, I wouldn't say snotty like the prior but they are True Americans there. You get what you put in and if you put negativity into there community they will quitely, peacefully have you leave on your own accord as the morals in this town run very deep and when something is frowned upon, everyone frowns upon it causing said person in question to either apologize for said act, and become family, or continue with whatever said act may be frowned upon, to the point they voluntarily leave because of how ashamed the nokesville community as a whole will make them feel. Also you frequently hear shots and explosions from nearby Quantico Marine base, as well as from the freedom loving citizens who are armed to the teeth in this town. The perfect place to raise a child without the toxicity of the city but with amenities still very accessible. Home to God fearing neighbors loving Americans. If that's not your thing I'm glad you checked here before going. You would be in for a rude awaking if this isn't what you are looking for.
In such a shitty self centered world, being surrounded by shitty self centered places, filled with shitty self centered people, living in Nokesville would be like a lifetime vacay.
by Truthwarrior2.0 April 25, 2022
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nolensville

wanna go to campo tn?”
“we’ve gone the past week....”
“well there’s nothing to fucking do it’s nolensville.”
by mebitchperiodt June 5, 2019
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Nolensville High School

Nolensville High School is home of the Knights, sluts, and hypocrites. Typically, the sophomore and junior class are the center of drugs, nudes, and sex scandals. Recently, Nolensville High School’s Sophomore class has had hypocrites that may or may not get snitched on for their consequential actions. Nolensville High School has either really douchey people or some very nice and lit people.
Nolensville High School, Home of the Knights. Nolensville’s hoes have became hypocrites.
by Ottomous Prime October 8, 2017
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Noblesville

A mid-sized suburban town in Central Indiana that serves as the county seat for Hamilton County. Founded in 1823, Noblesville has a quaint, authentic downtown with old shops and a large, 19th century courthouse. Noblesville has experienced significant growth in the past decade as the area in and around develops. The Noblesville High School mascot is the Millers.

Get at it.
Fact: Noblesville is the greatest town in Central Indiana.
by Grouchomarxx April 17, 2011
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Noblesvilleclan

A group of terrorists (based in Noblesville) who run and control the underground market in Indiana
"Did you hear? The Noblesvilleclan Killed 6 people last night!"
by SuperSeLoL August 2, 2023
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