Nojek 

When someone is nice, amazing, friendly, smart, funny, helpful, and also good looking (basically perfect)

-dude he is literally my dream boy, he is just so perfect...
- damn girl, he sounds like a Nojek to me

Nojek by napewnonienojek August 29, 2023

noje 

(noun): This word is mostly relegated to northeastern Ohio where one man has become somewhat of a cult hero. Jon Somogyi, now known almost exclusively as "The Noje" has accrued a celebrity status beyond his own dreams. Known for public drunkenness, incomparable, dancing, academic misconduct, an obsession with gay male sex, and deep squats, he has become well-known. His history has been put into audio form on the album "The Story of Jon somogyi" by the aptly named "Disciples of Noje." The Noje is trilingual, speaking English, Latin, and his own language consisting of one word: ba.

(noun)
1. Dude, did you see Noje down that Colonial Club bottle? That was fucking crazy!
2. Come on Noje, get it done.
3. Noje! Noje! Noje!

noje by Lord Worm August 18, 2003

Notekin 

A napkin of any size, shape or color that is used as am immediate notepad, sticky or post-it type note. It is usually used in a bar or eatery in response to an urgent need to write down a telephone number, name or other item of interest.

Eric (while on the phone in a bar): I have a pen. Wait, I need to find something to write on to get that number.

Chrissy: Here is a notekin, just don't wipe your mouth with it after you write the number down.

Notekin by The Rubes October 18, 2008

Nomekop 

The act of surreptitiously "kop"-ing Pokemon trading cards in copious amounts, usually in major supermarkets such as Target, Walmart, and, if you are a badass, Toys 'r' us.

It is Pokemon spelled backwards
It is an art of repossession

It is an ongoing, international competition to have nomekop-ed the most packs
--in one session,
--in one's lifetime

Record: (1 session) - 113 packs
Record (Lifetime) - Unknown

An important rule in nomekoping: always leave one or two packs left (these are known as residuals) and push them to the front of the display, so that it appears as though none have been taken.

Yo dawg, I was postin' up down by 'dat Target superstore and some bitch challenged me to a nomekop duel.

Shit! I got caught nomekoping the other day and now I got 8 years in the state penitentiary.

Nomekop by nomekop kings March 6, 2009

noje 

(verb): to be in debt to one source, borrow the necessary funds from another source to repay the initial debt, then forget why the hell one has the borrowed money, and proclaim: "Ah, fuck it. I'll just spend it on some schwagg-ass weed and smoke it from a stolen piece or a poorly rolled joint."
Note: Nojing results in being owing money to two sources.

1. Should I pay him back, or just noje him?

2. Man I am totally chiefed from this oregano-laced hippie-grass. Did I just noje someone?

3. The prince just nojed a couple of his friends, then went over to the squire's house for a pop in the seat.

noje by Owed December 15, 2003

Noek 

Noek is the most perfect boy in the whole world. The world needs more people like him.

Hey are you Noek?

Noek by C C December 9, 2019

noje 

(Verb): To attempt the reenactment of ancient egyptian rituals found on internet sites. To smoke a tea bag out of a glass pipe, proclaiming that it soothes the senses. To level one's body and mind with drugs such as acid and mushrooms.

1) Wow Frank, you really nojed that white gold you got off the internet site.
2) Gee Billy, way to noje all that tea bag before letting me get a puff.
3) I really got nothing for this one

noje by Gluteus Maximus January 8, 2007