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To masturbate to pornography. "Nog" From porNOGraphy, and Fap meaning fap.
"He was nogfapping yesterday when I walked in upon him"
"I am sad, therefore I will nogfap"
Nogfap by Nately's Old Man September 13, 2011
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(Noun)
1. An online community with thousands of members who practice avoiding all forms of artificial sexual stimulation (e.g., watching porn and masturbating).
Determined to suppress his porn addiction, he decided to start NoFap.
Nofap by TheBlackWeeaboo July 8, 2016
The extremely difficult act of not fucking oneself
Man nofap is hard
nofap by eeeeeeg April 26, 2014
The idea that one can become stronger and better themselves by abstaining from porn and masturbation (possibly arousal as well). Personally NoFap has worked for me wonders. I am currently at 92 days, and although I do not have “superpowers” my mind is much clearer, and I feel more motivated to eat healthy, go to the gym, and daytrade.
Person 1: “NoFap is a placebo, dude”
Person 2: “The fuck are you talking about? I am a living example showing it works, my mind is clearer, I am more motivated, and confident.
NoFap by PhilMcCrack July 5, 2021
The suppression of sexual energy to become godlike.

The effects of nofap causes you to eventually gain powers such as flight, teleportation, increased strength, x-ray vision, and the power to create bullets out of pure energy.
Person: yo have you seen that iamlucid guy?

Other person: yeh he fuckin flew and shot a gun without any bullets.

Person: the power of nofap is to great
NoFap by seclusive emo kid March 2, 2021

Spore-nography 

Often shortened to spore-n. Taking an obsessive,lustful interest in the creatures and aspects of Spore.
Spore fan: "I just saw a cool creature with immense bulgo arms."
Other guy: "Calm down dude! We don't all get off on Spore-nography!"
Spore-nography by TheHough December 17, 2008

Nomfapping 

The process of eating and masturbating at the same time. Mainly american.
"Sup bill"
"Nm"
"Wheres jimmy"
"Oh he's nomfapping again"
"That bastard!"
Nomfapping by Adamskyy October 11, 2008
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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