Nately's Old Man's definitions

Common Sense Theorem

A mathematical and scientific hypothesis that proves any statement true using only the words "Common Sense".

"Given- Equilateral Triangle ABC has an area of 5 a height of 5, and a side length of x.

Prove- Triangle ABC has a perimeter of 3.

Step 1- Perimeter = 3
Reason- Common Sense Theorem"

While the above statement is impossible, the common sense proves it true.

by Nately's Old Man June 2, 2011

Firey

Misspelling of Fiery. Appears in the facebook group "shoulders of firey vengeance" and also at the end of many youtube videos made by rocknrollrocksout. Was originally a misspelling in this case but was kept for humour.

"My favorite Facebook group is Shoulders of Firey Vengeance"
"That is one firey hot salsa"

by Nately's Old Man August 15, 2012

Adillus

A worksheet that students brutally dislike.

Why do teachers give us so many Adillus'

by Nately's Old Man January 25, 2011

ignormie

one who ignores anything that isn't mainstream.

"he only gets his music recommendations from the front page of spotify. what an ignormie."

by Nately's Old Man June 28, 2020

Nogfap

To masturbate to pornography. "Nog" From porNOGraphy, and Fap meaning fap.

"He was nogfapping yesterday when I walked in upon him"
"I am sad, therefore I will nogfap"

by Nately's Old Man September 13, 2011

nawwattamean

To ask if someone knows what you mean.

"Dis stuff make ya feel good, nawwattamean?"

by Nately's Old Man August 20, 2013

Blound

1)To get owned very badly, and feel extremely sick inside.

2)To get your head stuck and be blinded.

"O my, he lowered his head and under the bag he was blounded!"
"Chuck Norris WILL blound you."

by Nately's Old Man February 17, 2010