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A statement for when someone says something stupidly obvious
Person 1: It’s sunday so let’s make the most of the last day.

Person 2: Yeah, sounds good.
Person 3: We have school tomorrow.
Person 1: Well yeah, no fuck
No fuck by J4VA June 4, 2023
Words you can keep

no fuck november

Instead of no nut November, you don’t fuck for the whole month of November
no fuck november by Agromental November 22, 2018

No fuck man 

“No fuck man”- kick narimsu
No fuck man by Wavex4DSoles January 6, 2019

no fuck February 

During this month, you don’t have any sexual intercourse with anyone. Anything that doesn’t involve penetration doesn’t count.
Had sex to often lately so I better do no fuck February
no fuck February by Mooobagggsss April 20, 2018

No Fuck Feburary 

At Feburary You Fuck You Fucked Up You Can Bust a Nut by Jerking But Not By Fucking You Fuck you Fucked Up The Only Way To Have Sex In February is By doing it on Valentine's Day:] Good Luck
Tommy Fucked A Girl in the ass he just couldn't wait till Valentine's Day He Fucked Up Badly And Failed No Fuck Feburary

no fuck u 

Lou when he is a big stinky boi and gets the tiger when tell him to no
no fuck u: gets the tiger when tell him to no

No fuck October

You can't fuck anybody or anything at all so don't even think about it
Jack: dude did u just fuck Hannah?
Anthony: yeah why??
Jack: it's no fuck October?!
No fuck October by Sorx September 7, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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