Definitions by J4VA

New Mexico Mayo

The act of smashing the testes with a hammer until they’re of a creamy consistency, then poking a hole with a needle into the scrotum to then bottle up the liquid that comes out.

My biggest fear is someone using me to make New Mexico Mayo

New Mexico Mayo by J4VA September 28, 2025

fupanari 

a futanari but she’s fat as hell and got a fupa

i love fupanari

fupanari by J4VA July 20, 2025

safe edgy 

People who are safe edgy only joke about drunk driving or arson, but never anything else violent or offensive.

Guy 1: Wow, that exam was hard as balls!
Guy 2: Yeah I know, it made me wanna commit arson!
Guy 1: Shut up.

Safe Edgy

safe edgy by J4VA February 11, 2024

Dialocked 

Talking with a friend while jumping aimlessly in a video game without really playing for a long period of time or when you walk back and forth while on a call with a friend.

“Dude, play the game and stop jumping for christ sake”

“Stop yapping then, i’m motherfucking dialocked”

Dialocked by J4VA January 10, 2024

No fuck 

A statement for when someone says something stupidly obvious

Person 1: It’s sunday so let’s make the most of the last day.

Person 2: Yeah, sounds good.
Person 3: We have school tomorrow.
Person 1: Well yeah, no fuck

No fuck by J4VA June 4, 2023

Clay Class 

The class that probably plays with clay all day in class and doesn't do any work since they are 'special'. Hence the name "Clay Class"

"Haha, Jacob just shit himself!"
"Isn't that the kid from the clay class?"

Clay Class by J4VA April 25, 2023

Cat Distrubution System 

When you are blessed with a random stray cat in any random situation

Yesterday I hit the jackpot with the cat distrubution system! There was 4 cats who were all sitting on my lap outside of a cafe.

Cat Distrubution System by J4VA March 27, 2023