J4VA's definitions

New Mexico Mayo

The act of smashing the testes with a hammer until they’re of a creamy consistency, then poking a hole with a needle into the scrotum to then bottle up the liquid that comes out.

My biggest fear is someone using me to make New Mexico Mayo

by J4VA September 28, 2025

safe edgy

People who are safe edgy only joke about drunk driving or arson, but never anything else violent or offensive.

Guy 1: Wow, that exam was hard as balls!
Guy 2: Yeah I know, it made me wanna commit arson!
Guy 1: Shut up.

Safe Edgy

by J4VA February 11, 2024

Music Memory

That moment where you try to describe a song to somebody but you don’t know the lyrics.

“What’s that one song called?”
“Which one?”
“The one that goes… bum bum do do… bum bum do….”
“I swear to god you always get Music Memory..”

by J4VA January 3, 2023

South Park

The sigma male version of Family Guy

“You down to watch some South Park?”
“Bet.”

by J4VA January 3, 2023

Clay Class

The class that probably plays with clay all day in class and doesn't do any work since they are 'special'. Hence the name "Clay Class"

"Haha, Jacob just shit himself!"
"Isn't that the kid from the clay class?"

by J4VA April 25, 2023

Bahaha

The indicator that shows you are intact fucking obnoxious. Mostly used over texts by e-girls and other degens. Can also be paired with the “😭” emoji to make sure that the person you are texting knows you smell like dogshit and don’t go outside.

“BAHAHA I’M CRYING 😭”
“Please commit fork outlet”

by J4VA January 3, 2023

That One Guy

That one person who genuinely nobody likes for a certain reason. Everybody knows who you are talking about as soon as you say this.

“That One Guy just asked the teacher about the homework and she forgot about it until he told her.”
“What a dick, that’s the reason nobody fucking likes him.”

by J4VA January 3, 2023