J4VA's definitions

💀

1. A fucking skull duhh

2. Dying of laughter

1. “Grandma just died and we cremated her 💀🔥”
2. “I’m dead 💀💀”

by J4VA January 3, 2023

Dickhead

You 🫵

“You are a big dickhead.”

by J4VA January 3, 2023

Inside Joke

A joke that only a certain group of people will understand based on an experience the group had.

Person 1: Remember when…
Person 2: Shiiit I remember haha.
Person 3: What the fuck are you guys talking about?
Person 1: You weren’t there to see it, it’s an inside joke.
Person 3: Fuck well don’t I look dumb.

by J4VA January 3, 2023

New Mexico Mayo

The act of smashing the testes with a hammer until they’re of a creamy consistency, then poking a hole with a needle into the scrotum to then bottle up the liquid that comes out.

My biggest fear is someone using me to make New Mexico Mayo

by J4VA September 28, 2025

Door

Why the fuck are you searching up what a Door is on Urban Dictionary you wanker

Stop searching about doors go to sleep knobcheese

by J4VA January 3, 2023

South Park

The sigma male version of Family Guy

“You down to watch some South Park?”
“Bet.”

by J4VA January 3, 2023

Cat Distrubution System

When you are blessed with a random stray cat in any random situation

Yesterday I hit the jackpot with the cat distrubution system! There was 4 cats who were all sitting on my lap outside of a cafe.

by J4VA March 27, 2023