J4VA's definitions

Cat Distrubution System

When you are blessed with a random stray cat in any random situation

Yesterday I hit the jackpot with the cat distrubution system! There was 4 cats who were all sitting on my lap outside of a cafe.

by J4VA March 27, 2023

fupanari

a futanari but she’s fat as hell and got a fupa

i love fupanari

by J4VA July 20, 2025

Door

Why the fuck are you searching up what a Door is on Urban Dictionary you wanker

Stop searching about doors go to sleep knobcheese

by J4VA January 3, 2023

Dickhead

You 🫵

“You are a big dickhead.”

by J4VA January 3, 2023

copyprick

That one person who copy’s your work/personality to act cool but instead embarrassed themselves.

“Jason is such a copyprick, everything I do, he does.”
“Dude, I noticed that ages ago, I just didn’t know if I should have told you.”

by J4VA January 3, 2023

Murder

What the person in your closet is going to do to you.

Fucking run, I'm gonna murder you

by J4VA March 27, 2023

New Mexico Mayo

The act of smashing the testes with a hammer until they’re of a creamy consistency, then poking a hole with a needle into the scrotum to then bottle up the liquid that comes out.

My biggest fear is someone using me to make New Mexico Mayo

by J4VA September 28, 2025