J4VA's definitions

Bahaha

The indicator that shows you are intact fucking obnoxious. Mostly used over texts by e-girls and other degens. Can also be paired with the “😭” emoji to make sure that the person you are texting knows you smell like dogshit and don’t go outside.

“BAHAHA I’M CRYING 😭”
“Please commit fork outlet”

by J4VA January 3, 2023

Clay Class

The class that probably plays with clay all day in class and doesn't do any work since they are 'special'. Hence the name "Clay Class"

"Haha, Jacob just shit himself!"
"Isn't that the kid from the clay class?"

by J4VA April 25, 2023

New Mexico Mayo

The act of smashing the testes with a hammer until they’re of a creamy consistency, then poking a hole with a needle into the scrotum to then bottle up the liquid that comes out.

My biggest fear is someone using me to make New Mexico Mayo

by J4VA September 28, 2025

Cat Distrubution System

When you are blessed with a random stray cat in any random situation

Yesterday I hit the jackpot with the cat distrubution system! There was 4 cats who were all sitting on my lap outside of a cafe.

by J4VA March 27, 2023

Door

Why the fuck are you searching up what a Door is on Urban Dictionary you wanker

Stop searching about doors go to sleep knobcheese

by J4VA January 3, 2023

fupanari

a futanari but she’s fat as hell and got a fupa

i love fupanari

by J4VA July 20, 2025

Dickhead

You 🫵

“You are a big dickhead.”

by J4VA January 3, 2023