J4VA's definitions

New Mexico Mayo

The act of smashing the testes with a hammer until they’re of a creamy consistency, then poking a hole with a needle into the scrotum to then bottle up the liquid that comes out.

My biggest fear is someone using me to make New Mexico Mayo

by J4VA September 28, 2025

Cat Distrubution System

When you are blessed with a random stray cat in any random situation

Yesterday I hit the jackpot with the cat distrubution system! There was 4 cats who were all sitting on my lap outside of a cafe.

by J4VA March 27, 2023

Door

Why the fuck are you searching up what a Door is on Urban Dictionary you wanker

Stop searching about doors go to sleep knobcheese

by J4VA January 3, 2023

fupanari

a futanari but she’s fat as hell and got a fupa

i love fupanari

by J4VA July 20, 2025

Discord

The land of sweaty degenerates.

“Please add me on Discord”
“Piss off”

by J4VA January 3, 2023

safe edgy

People who are safe edgy only joke about drunk driving or arson, but never anything else violent or offensive.

Guy 1: Wow, that exam was hard as balls!
Guy 2: Yeah I know, it made me wanna commit arson!
Guy 1: Shut up.

Safe Edgy

by J4VA February 11, 2024

South Park

The sigma male version of Family Guy

“You down to watch some South Park?”
“Bet.”

by J4VA January 3, 2023