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No Simping Saturday’s 

This includes not talking to a female. If you are caught you will get told what to text her or snap her. In exchanging this the boys can’t roast you or josh you.
Luke: Even thought its No simping Saturdays but can I have a pass

(No Simping Saturday’s) No

The boys: Fuck no bro. Who the hell do you think you are. Females aren’t it on Saturday’s. The audacity to ask for our approval on Saturday

There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo. 

It's stating the obvious and suggesting to the other person to accept the thing stated and deal with it.
Dobol: The traffic along EDSA is incredible.
Lundle: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo. EDSA has always been traffic as far as I can remember.

Erwin: The incompetence of the Philippine government is beyond imagination.
Dobol: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo.
Lundle: Don't blame me, I didn't vote for that motherfucker.

it's no skin off my nose

something that you say which means you do not care about something because it will not affect you
Do you wanna skip the school today?okay, it's no skin off my nose.
it's no skin off my nose by dallypat November 18, 2013

ginger's have no souls 

gingers have no souls, thats it, thats all that will ever be.
guy 1: did you see that guy over there??
guy 2: which one?
guy 1: the one that is dead inside
ginger's have no souls

There's no such thing as free lunch

A phrase that suggests sexual favors will ensue the current meal.
The Girl Next Door: Thanks for taking me out, I'm having a great time!
Big Man on Campus: There's no such thing as free lunch. Let's fuck.

There's no step three! 

A reference to a late 90s TV ad for iMac, where Jeff Goldblum detailed "three easy steps to connect to the internet", then realised that he had been a fool and that there was no step three.
Bill: Hey Eric, how can I arouse myself?
Eric: Step 1: Pull down your pants.
Step 2: Jack off until you cum.
Step 3: There's no step three!
Bill: Thanks!
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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