Ninshitsu

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The art of taking a shit in a public restroom without being detected, similar to ninjutsu.

When in a restroom stall, pull your feet up so they cannot be seen. Wait for someone else to give you a cover flush before taking a dump. When done, wait for everybody to clear out before leaving. Congratulations, you are now a master in the ancient art of Ninshitsu.

Ninshitsu by Count_Snackula January 16, 2015

Words you can keep

Nicshits

The need to shit after getting hella buzzed off a Juul

Evan: Yo let me hit your Juul

Tom: Bet bro

Evan: *rips Juul*
Evan: Damn I gotta shit

Tom: Ah fuck, you got the nicshits

Nicshits by tomtomtomtomtom1400 October 5, 2017

Shadow Pirate Ninjitsu

The ultimate and unheard of combat style that combines the power, skill and drunkenness of the pirates with the silent, deadly assassination skills of the ninja.

''have you heard of Shadow Pirate Ninjitsu?'' ''No, no one has, but it sounds awesome!''- Conversation overheard before both where quickly silenced.

Shadow Pirate Ninjitsu by skyhunter70 December 17, 2011

nicshits

when you first start vaping and you have eXpLoSiVe diarrhea for like 3 days

man, i just started vaping last week and i have a bad case of the nicshits

nicshits by ipoviged September 21, 2018

ninjitsu

Mispelling of Ninjutsu, the art of stealth CQB, practiced by the ninja.

"Although, NinjItsu and NinjUtsu sound the same, almost."
-me

ninjitsu by Dave November 5, 2004

National Nicshits Day

National Nicshits Day is when you get Nicshits for the greatest rapper of all time 162PUFF. National Nicshits Day takes place on March 3rd.

Yo bro are you ready for National Nicshits Day?

National Nicshits Day by 162PUFF March 3, 2023

Ninjitsu

“To fold a shirt while a person is still in it”

“I’m going to ninjitsu Yo ass”

Ninjitsu by Smickle pickle July 10, 2020

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026