Ninshitsu

The art of taking a shit in a public restroom without being detected, similar to ninjutsu.

When in a restroom stall, pull your feet up so they cannot be seen. Wait for someone else to give you a cover flush before taking a dump. When done, wait for everybody to clear out before leaving. Congratulations, you are now a master in the ancient art of Ninshitsu.

by Count_Snackula January 16, 2015

Nicshits

The need to shit after getting hella buzzed off a Juul

Evan: Yo let me hit your Juul

Tom: Bet bro

Evan: *rips Juul*
Evan: Damn I gotta shit

Tom: Ah fuck, you got the nicshits

by tomtomtomtomtom1400 October 5, 2017

Shadow Pirate Ninjitsu

The ultimate and unheard of combat style that combines the power, skill and drunkenness of the pirates with the silent, deadly assassination skills of the ninja.

''have you heard of Shadow Pirate Ninjitsu?'' ''No, no one has, but it sounds awesome!''- Conversation overheard before both where quickly silenced.

by skyhunter70 December 17, 2011

nicshits

when you first start vaping and you have eXpLoSiVe diarrhea for like 3 days

man, i just started vaping last week and i have a bad case of the nicshits

by ipoviged September 21, 2018

ninjitsu

Mispelling of Ninjutsu, the art of stealth CQB, practiced by the ninja.

"Although, NinjItsu and NinjUtsu sound the same, almost."
-me

by Dave November 5, 2004

National Nicshits Day

National Nicshits Day is when you get Nicshits for the greatest rapper of all time 162PUFF. National Nicshits Day takes place on March 3rd.

Yo bro are you ready for National Nicshits Day?

by 162PUFF March 3, 2023

Ninjitsu

“To fold a shirt while a person is still in it”

“I’m going to ninjitsu Yo ass”

by Smickle pickle July 10, 2020