The explosive mondo dukes that result from...
a. Too much nicotine

b. Pod that does not suit the respiratory system (e-cigarettes)
c. Being incapable to handle nicotine in the body, and thus exits through an explosion out of one’s anus

Damn... I just went through a whole pod and had the worst nic shits of my life! Bitch sorry about your toilet it was like a grenade blast in that shit. I’ll pay half for a new can.

Nic Shits by Cranjus McBasketball IV May 11, 2018

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Ninshitsu

The art of taking a shit in a public restroom without being detected, similar to ninjutsu.

When in a restroom stall, pull your feet up so they cannot be seen. Wait for someone else to give you a cover flush before taking a dump. When done, wait for everybody to clear out before leaving. Congratulations, you are now a master in the ancient art of Ninshitsu.

Ninshitsu by Count_Snackula January 16, 2015

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The Nic Shits

The gastrointestinal consequence upon the consumption of nicotine after having just woken up from a long nap or night of sleep. Symptoms of The Nic Shits include stomach cramps, bowel movements, and on the rare occasion, diarrhea.

Person 1: Sorry I'm late bro, I got the nic shits this morning after I hit my juul in the shower.
Person 2: All good man, we've been there.

The Nic Shits by chuckschrodinger March 12, 2019

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Nic shits

When you always fiend in the bathroom so when you want a hit you have the sudden urge to take a dump

“I gotta hit the bathroom”
“again?”
“yeah i’ve got the nic shits.”

Nic shits by Ppnecker87 February 3, 2020

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