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Niggtendo

An older video game console, usually produced by a defunct company, which can be easily found in many inner city pawn shops and thrift stores. These machines are typically passed off to unwitting ghetto parents as the latest and greatest in gaming technology.

Due to the large number of machines that could potentially count as a Niggtendo, it is not uncommon to add the terms associated with the roughly equivalent caucasian product.

For example while an original Atari or Colecovision could count as a Niggtendo, a Neo-Geo or TurboGrafx-16 would be considered a "Super Niggtendo", and a Sega Saturn or Atari Jaguar would be considered "Niggtendo 64".
Shaqueena said she got the kids a new gamestation down at Jeffrey's pimp n' pawn, but when she got it home they told her "Nigga what the fuck! This ain't Madden, it's Tecmo Bowl!".

I guess I should have told her they only really sell niggtendos down there.
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Nintendon

A hand or finger tendon that gives a player the quickness and flexibility to master video games, especially games that require great dexterity and precise button pressing sequences.
Tony's Nintendons give him the fast fingers to crush Sang in Street Fighter.
by Soleijhee January 3, 2009
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Nintendo Blow

The act of blowing on something that ain't working, presumably to remove dust, in the hope that you will try again and it will work.
Origin: Nintendo cartridges were notoriously sensitive to dust.
Slacker1: Man, this tape wont go in the VCR!
Slacker2: Bro, give it the ol' Nintendo Blow.
by Henning January 19, 2004
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Nintendo Switch Online

A horribly-handled online service for the Nintendo Switch.
John: "Quick! Give me a way to waste my money!
Jack: "Nintendo Switch Online"
John: "Works for me"
by VinMannie September 19, 2018
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Nintendo Logic

When, in a Nintendo-published video game, the physics and design that work in the game are totally impossible or rather irregular in real life.
It's a bunch of Nintendo Logic that a boat that floats in lava will collapse if it hits a wall at low speed.
by DonPianta November 8, 2009
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Nintendo Ninjas

Nintendo Ninjas are people who drove around suburban area looking for people using illegal ROMs of their games.
The Nintendo Ninjas took down Plainrock124!
I'll be next I used a ROM.
by PhotonNitron August 8, 2020
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