Newcummer 

A virgin guy.But who eagerly wants to lose his virginity.

All the Newcummers in the house, Heads up!! Coz here come the girls.

That newcummer's so desperate he'd fuck a cabinet.

Newcummer by krzn October 13, 2008

Newcummer 

A newcummer is the first time someone jerks on their man horn.

Jim: (Stroke, Grunt, Stroke, Grunt.......) (Sigh of relief). Ah what the fuck is this white shit on my dick?!?

Dad: Don't worry Jim your a newcummer.

Newcummer by The Chocolate Leopard March 28, 2010

richard newcomer 

a newly welcome homosexual that has just taken his first penis in the ass

i so pulled a richard newcomer last night

richard newcomer by jimmypg77 May 25, 2008

newcomer 

(new·cum·er) noun
1. A new person to an AA meeting.
2. Vulnerable person who is new to a group.
3. Someone preyed upon by old timers.
4. Easy target for thieves, rapists and murderers.

1. Jane was a newcomer at the nightly AA meeting, and was quickly hit on by Bill W.
2. Being a newcomer to Alcoholics Anonymous, Jane choose a door knob as a higher power and Bill W. as her sponsor.

newcomer by JR Harris April 17, 2011

Newcomer Fucker

Generally a male that attends conventions, self help meetings, church, Scientology, AA, etc. and engages new attendees in sexual activity. Typically this person will make use of the new members euphoric sense of being accepted into the group to get into their pants.

Suzie made it to three meetings before newcomer fucker got to her.

Newcomer Fucker by devestment October 11, 2009

Newcomerstown cream pie 

When your masterbating you jizz in your hand, and then you slap someone in the face with it. Therefore giving the effect that they just got hit in the face with a tasty lemon meringue pie or a whip cream pie.

My girl and I were chillen at my house and she was complaining alot. I was getten torqued so to shut her up real good and teach her a lesson I gave her a "Newcomerstown cream pie"

Newcomerstown cream pie by creamaramher July 9, 2010

newcomerstown

A piece of shit town in Ohio, surrounded by corn fields. It's known for under age drinking, pregnant teens, and meth labs. It's home of the Newcomerstown Trojans which majority of the time completely suck ass at every single sport and have obese cheerleaders. Most people are country wannabes or try to act thug nasty.

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newcomerstown by truestatement July 27, 2014